i heard the a bunch of nintendo wii's are being recalled because the strap has been breaking and people have been throwing their controllers thereby shattering their tvs. YES. another victory for me, the nintendo wii is a dumb idea.

One of the GREATEST things ive ever read. also on the list was the report of an astounding rise in girls giving oral sex.

add this to the list of reasons why i dont eat white colored condiments.

this is to nintendo: hey jerks, your wii system makes me move when i want to sit around and play video games. this doesnt please me. but seriously, i play video games to relax, if i wanted to really play tennis, i would. i dont.

this is to the sci-fi network: i managed to chance upon your marathon of firefly episodes which was fantastic. however, it turns out you have about 2 commercials. both of them are promos for your crappy shows and movies. stop it.

this probably wont seem interesting to both people who read this, but work on friday was really shitty. it should be noted (because i say so) that my friday starts at 10pm thursday night. third shift and all. anyway, we had a power outage at about midnight. now, ordinarily, power outages are the best. it means you dont have to work. but as management, it presents a ridiculous amount of problems that you have to deal with. like making sure people are safe, shutting down all the foolishly expensive equipment (i learned a lot about power surges and dropping one phase which blows motors out like coldcakes), answering questions about who can leave early, what exactly happened, when are we getting back to work, and all kinds of other bullshit like what to do when we do get power. holy crap, what a rotten night. on a sidenote, i now know lots about cheese.

no one is interested in this.

true, true

the boston celtics currently lead their division/conference or whatever. basketball is stupid. but with a record of 5-8 its no question as to why they are leading the pack. oh yeah, actually they are terrible. although it turns out the atlantic conference is just much worse. much worse than terrible. thats right.

newest and yes, best, idea lately: steel toed sandals.

microsoft software crashes ... do i want to send an error report? dont be ridiculous. i bet willy gates really pays a lot of attention to those babies.

wooden shoes? how comfortable could they be.

remember byung yung kim? i wonder where hes delivering pizzas.

when they grab you with those metal claws you can't break free. because they're made of metal, and robots are strong.

norman chad can die

i just found this on fark.com. it made me laugh and laugh and laugh. dont read it at work. louis, if you read this (probably not) you should write something like this.

The Girls I Have Dated

yeah so a bunch has happened since last i wrote. i started my new job and it is difficult to learn all the bazillion things i need to know. i am really gonna kick ass at it though, and i should be making absurd advances in my career much faster than anticipated. i am good. now i will commence writing in the weird "paragraphs" of scattered thought that has been my style of choice for a little while.

has anyone been through detroit's airport? when you switch terminals you have to travel underneath the runway and through this crazy fairyland tunnel. there are the moving sidewalks which pleasantly speed up the passage but in the hemispherical tunnel the entire thing is set up with crazy alternating color swirls with ocean sounds and weird music playing on unseen speakers.

i got to fly on a saab 340 airplane. it was a little prop plane that appeared to have been assembled in a kit earlier. also, if im not mistaken it had duct tape on the propellers. very reassuring.

im not a giant fan of the phrase: the world is a strange place. i mean, what normalcy are we using as a comparison? the world is a strange place, but jupiter, that shit is regular ...? ridiculous.

i actually heard vanilla ice - ice, ice, baby come on the overhead speakers when i was in a store the other day. this made me pleased.

when chuck woolery (sp?) says "we'll be back for round 2, 2 in 2" are commerical breaks always 2 minutes? ive never cared enough to time them. someone please let me know.

whats the deal with "secure lines"? how does that shit even work. why not make all the lines always secure. damned NSA.

why do people use sleep aids? what, they dont sell booze in your neighborhood? come on, getting drunk is much more fun and probably about as bad for you.

in finding my apartment, my realtors name was tommie. she was a lady. she named her daughters michael and morgan. hows your boy named sue complex.

it took a movie with (cough) keanu reeves to realize exactly what kind of chaos a major clean energy technology would cause worldwide. imagine cold fusion is brought to the market, cheap, clean energy ... the countries controlling the major oil stockpiles will have economies that crash and lots of bad things will ensue.

my xbox 360 has extraordinary graphics, control and gameplay. however, how long before we can get resonable looking facial graphics for speech? jeez, those still look foolishly bad and out of sync with the rest of the system.

i found it amusing that i chose my life insurance beneficiaries based solely on whose address i could remember. nicely done me.

i heard the phrase "a horse a piece" and from context i think it means that there is no difference between two things. for example, as far as efficiency they are a horse a piece.

my new apartment is located at 44.452583 N, 89.745158 W. check it out on google earth.

happy birthday emerson, shelly, and shaw reshaw.

okay, so i bought a car today. its better than yours.

check out this quote from the president of russia: the israeli president "turned out to be quite a powerful man. He raped 10 women. I never expected it from him. He surprised all of us. We all envy him."

good one buddy.

also, check out this letter (could be fake ... but its still funny) from the worst rated player in madden football
Ethan Albright