Friday, May 16, 2003
in accordance to prophecy, my desk has arrived and construction has already begun. despite the fact that staples told me it was going to be delivered on june 10th, i received it yesterday. basically staples is a bunch of incompetant assholes. they are seriously the worst. this is my 3rd transaction with them in the last month and they are in serious need of some help. if you have stock in staples, SELL IT. it is a dying corporation and i prognosticate that it will no longer be in existence within the year. then they can have one of those going out of business sales that last approximately 3 years like ames did.
Thursday, May 15, 2003
wait, did you come here hoping to get away from all the hideous pop-up ads? well, tough shit. in recognition of the growing hatred for the worst of pop-ups, weight loss ideas, i have created my own. ironically most of you probably hate pop-ups about as much as me, and yet you have accidentally voluntarily subjected yourself to one.
My name is Jodi Mcfattso. I use to fat and gross, but I tried Matt Johnston's Super Diet, and now I'm slim and feeling great! I have tried many other diets but this is the last one I'll ever have to try. You'll be amazed at the results.
here is me before:
see, I was a fat cow.
now after just 12 seconds on the Matt Johnston Super Diet look at me!
My new look has really jumpstarted my musical career and taken years of my face and hips. It also shrank my clothes down to fit me. I really dont know what I would have done without the Matt Johnston Super Diet. Just click here, and you can find out how the Matt Johnston Super Diet can work for you.
To order your risk-free trial sample of 10,000 pills, simply send 200$ to:
Matt Johnston Super Diet
c/o Matt Johnston
50 Leon St. #3019
Boston, MA 02115
Or if you prefer to pay online go to my website, www.flushyourmoneydownthetoilet.com. This is the last diet supplement you'll ever need! It really works!
My name is Jodi Mcfattso. I use to fat and gross, but I tried Matt Johnston's Super Diet, and now I'm slim and feeling great! I have tried many other diets but this is the last one I'll ever have to try. You'll be amazed at the results.
here is me before:
see, I was a fat cow.
now after just 12 seconds on the Matt Johnston Super Diet look at me!
My new look has really jumpstarted my musical career and taken years of my face and hips. It also shrank my clothes down to fit me. I really dont know what I would have done without the Matt Johnston Super Diet. Just click here, and you can find out how the Matt Johnston Super Diet can work for you.
To order your risk-free trial sample of 10,000 pills, simply send 200$ to:
Matt Johnston Super Diet
c/o Matt Johnston
50 Leon St. #3019
Boston, MA 02115
Or if you prefer to pay online go to my website, www.flushyourmoneydownthetoilet.com. This is the last diet supplement you'll ever need! It really works!
Wednesday, May 14, 2003
here's a couple of important dates to keep in mind:
May 19th, 21st - i will be attending redsox-yankees games with my roomates and beer drinking will begin the moment i return from work on both days. all are welcome to join.
June 6th - because i will no longer be on probation on this day, we will be having a party in which i will call the cops on ourselves to reinstate my probation.
June 13th - the day i have been waiting for all year ... THE OLSEN TWINS BIRTHDAY! though they only turn 17 it is reason enough to celebrate. this day will also be my last of co-op so i will be consuming alarming amounts of alcohol in anticipation of the nightmare that is returning to class.
May 19th, 21st - i will be attending redsox-yankees games with my roomates and beer drinking will begin the moment i return from work on both days. all are welcome to join.
June 6th - because i will no longer be on probation on this day, we will be having a party in which i will call the cops on ourselves to reinstate my probation.
June 13th - the day i have been waiting for all year ... THE OLSEN TWINS BIRTHDAY! though they only turn 17 it is reason enough to celebrate. this day will also be my last of co-op so i will be consuming alarming amounts of alcohol in anticipation of the nightmare that is returning to class.
Tuesday, May 13, 2003
this is the first of many items to be scanned. hopefully it works. anyway, this is a paper that i turned in during my drug and alcohol class:
Substance Use Sheet
Substance Use Sheet
it is not a glamorous job, nor particularly exciting. but i feel there is some inherent nobility about the work i am training for. someday, peoples lives may depend on me, so that is why i train for hours every day to be the best minesweeper that i can be. i am constantly developing my skills trying to find each and every one of those damn bombs just as quickly as i can. you will all see. soon my technique will be unparalleled and i will be the finest minesweeper in all the land.
Monday, May 12, 2003
in a weekend fraught with unhappiness and confusion, several good things occurred. but first the bad. friday night actually wasnt that bad. pretty low key me, jeff, and reshawn (farah and tim were there for a bit) chilled at their place. then in clomps some drunk girl who initially introduced herself as vanessa with a 'v'. she claimed many people misheard her and called her carissa, marissa, melissa, clarissa, etc. those people must have been as drunk as her. she kept one upping her stupidity by saying people at the party she was at kept telling her she looked like elton john, then like the harry potter kid. oh vanessa you drunk drunk girl. you supplied us with more things to make fun of you for then we could ever possibly use.
i woke up saturday evening with high hopes. the beatnuts were here so me and farah went to check them out. i had a delicious chedder and bacon stuffed potato at wendy's and all was well. even the early night with becca, kinlin, colleen and myself was swell. however, then things went downhill, like a ball rolling down a hill. without going into detail i was put in a position that was more awkward than having to explain to your dad how you got arrested for pushing over a motorcycle with 2 kids you didnt know. reminiscent of last years "incident" (no further explanation can nor should be given) i endured questions that i answered truthfully yet very reluctantly from both feuding parties.
now for the good. saturday night, amidst the madness, we went to an 80's party at chucks. the party itself sort of sucked testicles due to the cramped quarters but we had fun outside. it was a little annoying having to check every car that went by so i could drop my beer but not too bad. some dude was puking out the 3rd story window too. that was little gross. but the part that made all else tolerable were the two crazy bastards that were street luging. being at the top of a formidable hill, the location was good. the evidently had the lights timed so they would hit the intersection right in the middle of the green light making it a "safe" journey. several ambulances and police did run red lights while i watched them but they were uninjured. on their third run (that i had seen atleast) they past a police car on the way down who proceeded to throw on his lights and start a chase. ok, so not that good a chase since he easily caught them at the bottom of the hill. i felt bad for about half an hour till about 4 cop cars pulled up to the party. that was the end of that so we split up and headed back to betty and billy willis' place. on the way down the hill reshma, her brother and i, bumped into the very same street lugers. evidently they got in no trouble whatsoever and informed the police that they would be making several more trips down the hill that night. to which the police replied, "you dumb bastards". those guys were the best.
i woke up saturday evening with high hopes. the beatnuts were here so me and farah went to check them out. i had a delicious chedder and bacon stuffed potato at wendy's and all was well. even the early night with becca, kinlin, colleen and myself was swell. however, then things went downhill, like a ball rolling down a hill. without going into detail i was put in a position that was more awkward than having to explain to your dad how you got arrested for pushing over a motorcycle with 2 kids you didnt know. reminiscent of last years "incident" (no further explanation can nor should be given) i endured questions that i answered truthfully yet very reluctantly from both feuding parties.
now for the good. saturday night, amidst the madness, we went to an 80's party at chucks. the party itself sort of sucked testicles due to the cramped quarters but we had fun outside. it was a little annoying having to check every car that went by so i could drop my beer but not too bad. some dude was puking out the 3rd story window too. that was little gross. but the part that made all else tolerable were the two crazy bastards that were street luging. being at the top of a formidable hill, the location was good. the evidently had the lights timed so they would hit the intersection right in the middle of the green light making it a "safe" journey. several ambulances and police did run red lights while i watched them but they were uninjured. on their third run (that i had seen atleast) they past a police car on the way down who proceeded to throw on his lights and start a chase. ok, so not that good a chase since he easily caught them at the bottom of the hill. i felt bad for about half an hour till about 4 cop cars pulled up to the party. that was the end of that so we split up and headed back to betty and billy willis' place. on the way down the hill reshma, her brother and i, bumped into the very same street lugers. evidently they got in no trouble whatsoever and informed the police that they would be making several more trips down the hill that night. to which the police replied, "you dumb bastards". those guys were the best.
i have been on another movie watching binge in the last week watching, identity, confidence, and x-men 2. here are my personal reviews. confidence: seemed to be a cookie cutter type movie where a clever plan takes unexpected (yet somehow predictable) turns. overall on a scale from 1 to 5 it gets a 2. if you generally "figure out" movies half-way through (especially movies like Heist, Bandits, etc.) then you will no doubt figure this one out and frigging hate it. i myself make a concious effort to not think at all during most movies not wanting to spoil it for myself. identity: rates a 3. not a bad film with big names ray liotta (sp), john cusak, and the delicious amanda peet. however, despite the unique set up of the movie i have decided that it just wasnt that good a story. x-men 2: i happen to be particularly partial too growing up with the xmen cartoons, comic books, and video games. this being said it rates a 3 and would have rated higher if they hadnt shamelessly left themselves an opportunity for a sequel. if you see it you will know what i mean. also i was a bit disappointed that my favorite x man, gambit, was not included. if he isnt in the next one i will boycott it and urge everyone on the planet to do the same. actually, ill probably see it anyway, but i will be a little angry for a couple minutes i bet.