today marks the last day of my mustache bet. a mutual decision to end the awfulness was made this morning. despite my promises for pictures in update, i have posted none. i will surely take a picture before i actually shave, but i doubt ill post it. im lazy like that.

tonight should be interesting at my apartment. kinlin and grange have invited two girls that they "met" last week at the club. since nobody knows what they look like, tonight has the potential for greatness.

bobby jones walked 4 straight batters to bring in the losing run last night in the bottom of the 13th inning. get out bobby.

looking for apartments has become increasingly more annoying and disappointing. a slight change from before: now we find nice apartments but they are 400 miles from campus.

going home this weekend for the holiday ... should be awful.

work was/is spent cleaning expensive and dangerous chemicals from obscenely expensive equipment today. im not really feelin it.

thats all i got.

inspired by a NewsRadio episode, i have decided to define a number of adjectives used to superficially describe women.

Cute - usually means 'cute face', though often girls of small stature are in this category

Gorgeous - as good as it gets (body, face ... etc)

Beautiful - a step below gorgeous, describes a more natural attractiveness, usually pertaining to the face

Hot - the most common, basically could mean any of the others (often used to describe body and/or face)

Pretty - a step below beautiful, again more applicable to the face

Sexy - fairly general term, i think more of the body than the face

Slammin' - almost always refering to the body

Conspiacies Revealed Part III:

Colin Farrell = Enrique Iglesias

unlike most days, when i would rather be sitting on my ass and getting paid rather than at work, today i would have settled for sitting on my ass and not getting paid. this has been my most unpleasant day of co-op to date.

Conspiracies Revealed Part II:

Simon from Real World Paris = Keith Van Horn

i was watching sportscenter about 10 minutes ago, and i saw some guy give his opinion on girls basketball. he said it sucked. and said we shouldnt be concerned with the politically correctness. hating girls basketball is not hating women, its hating bad basketball. and i thought to myself, "hey, i dont like bad basketball. and i also dont like womens basketball". that guy was right, it does suck.

Conspiracies Revealed Part I:

The Rock = Freddy Garcia

away message of the day:

Life is like a dick, when it gets hard ... FUCK IT