Monday, April 11, 2005
over the weekend i arrived at several conclusions to a variety of topics:
1. Michael Jackson: he is definitely just as wierd and horrible as everyone thinks. still. for some reason we forget this every few years and are completely astonished when something new comes out.
2. Astronauts: i want to be one. aside from national political office (supreme court judge, senator, or president .... not the house), astronauts are the ultimate trump card in the resume department.
3. Jason Varitek's Captain Patch: i hate it. it looks stupid, and makes him look like a jackass.
4. David Wells: he is still fat.
5. New York City: i will continue to resent people who brag about living there. its not because of the yankees, but rather the yankees fans who make me hate the city and its team. its also not because i refuse to accept that it is big. i know it is big. that is what i like least about it. all this bullshit about how it is so cool and cultured and all that. fuck em. they can keep their trash hole of a city. if you cant leave your house unlocked and keys in your car, i dont want to live there.
6. Chopsticks: why do people use them still? in the interest of pragmatism, they should be abandoned. the chinese figured a lot of stuff out, cant argue with that, but they blew it when it came to utensils. anyone who says they are faster is a liar. i can easily eat any amount of any kind of food faster with conventional silverware than anyone can with chopsticks.
7. Other sports: except football and baseball i used to not care. this year i started watching college hoops not during march madness, and yesterday i watched more golf than i had previous in my life. however, girls sports (except tennis) and autoracing remain on my hatelist.
8. Movie reviews: no one is to be trusted.
1. Michael Jackson: he is definitely just as wierd and horrible as everyone thinks. still. for some reason we forget this every few years and are completely astonished when something new comes out.
2. Astronauts: i want to be one. aside from national political office (supreme court judge, senator, or president .... not the house), astronauts are the ultimate trump card in the resume department.
3. Jason Varitek's Captain Patch: i hate it. it looks stupid, and makes him look like a jackass.
4. David Wells: he is still fat.
5. New York City: i will continue to resent people who brag about living there. its not because of the yankees, but rather the yankees fans who make me hate the city and its team. its also not because i refuse to accept that it is big. i know it is big. that is what i like least about it. all this bullshit about how it is so cool and cultured and all that. fuck em. they can keep their trash hole of a city. if you cant leave your house unlocked and keys in your car, i dont want to live there.
6. Chopsticks: why do people use them still? in the interest of pragmatism, they should be abandoned. the chinese figured a lot of stuff out, cant argue with that, but they blew it when it came to utensils. anyone who says they are faster is a liar. i can easily eat any amount of any kind of food faster with conventional silverware than anyone can with chopsticks.
7. Other sports: except football and baseball i used to not care. this year i started watching college hoops not during march madness, and yesterday i watched more golf than i had previous in my life. however, girls sports (except tennis) and autoracing remain on my hatelist.
8. Movie reviews: no one is to be trusted.