Sunday, July 08, 2007
after a lengthy hiatus, i have returned. rather than try and recount all of the ridiculous things i have seen, heard and done in the past 4-5 months i will treat the period of time between posts as though it didnt exist. anyway, here is a list of quotes that i find hilarious but are nearly exclusively funny to me based on who said them, and surrounding context. these are things that make me laugh and laugh but would require so much time to properly set up that it would completely negate their hilarity to anyone but me. be jealous.
TAKE IT!
-Stevio
double scissors, dude?
-Chris
Fuck the bus
-Nick
thats a real great vacation: sleep all day then stay up all night by yourself like a zombie
-Brian
mr. grimm, youre scarin me
-Rocky
that dina looks like she sucks a lot of cock
-Chris (i think that was his name)
is anyone else eating sand?
-Henry
thats it for now. lets see, what else? i havent seen the new transformers movie but i plan to because it looks awesome. work is going good, and comments surrounding it will be much more sparse than i would like due to the publicness of this site and the widespread availability of the internet. i will have to keep my criticisms and anecdotes between me and a very small group of people able to appreciate them, not fire me, and not get me fired. i watched the rock, paper, scissors national tournament today on espn 2. it was one of those finds similar to the puppy bowl that i could hardly believe existed. my dvd collection has grown to a robust 550 dvds and counting. the air mattress i was using as a bed about 50% of the time got popped the other night ... now i sleep on my couch. i have put off buying a new bed because i have more pressing needs rather than buying a redundant sleeping area. i have decided to get back in shape having spent enough time being a lazy slob. the new iphone looks sweet but i will not buy one. FUCK YOU MACINTOSH. i think im gonna get a laptop with my 3rd quarter bonus. i dont really need one, but i think itd be kinda sweet. i can no longer remember where the quote in my profile is from: for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest. ???? i could probably figure it out with a quick google search but i care not. i have spent the last 5 minutes checking away messages to add anything i found of value to this post. pretty weak .... jake had some interesting stuff though:
the internet and beyond
this guy likes transformers too
remember to bring your own weapons
SPORTS!
this is pretty good from jeffs
how much is inside?
i just spend the past 45 minutes reading from the homepage of that last one, http://cockeyed.com. pretty good stuff. well, i guess that is all for now.
TAKE IT!
-Stevio
double scissors, dude?
-Chris
Fuck the bus
-Nick
thats a real great vacation: sleep all day then stay up all night by yourself like a zombie
-Brian
mr. grimm, youre scarin me
-Rocky
that dina looks like she sucks a lot of cock
-Chris (i think that was his name)
is anyone else eating sand?
-Henry
thats it for now. lets see, what else? i havent seen the new transformers movie but i plan to because it looks awesome. work is going good, and comments surrounding it will be much more sparse than i would like due to the publicness of this site and the widespread availability of the internet. i will have to keep my criticisms and anecdotes between me and a very small group of people able to appreciate them, not fire me, and not get me fired. i watched the rock, paper, scissors national tournament today on espn 2. it was one of those finds similar to the puppy bowl that i could hardly believe existed. my dvd collection has grown to a robust 550 dvds and counting. the air mattress i was using as a bed about 50% of the time got popped the other night ... now i sleep on my couch. i have put off buying a new bed because i have more pressing needs rather than buying a redundant sleeping area. i have decided to get back in shape having spent enough time being a lazy slob. the new iphone looks sweet but i will not buy one. FUCK YOU MACINTOSH. i think im gonna get a laptop with my 3rd quarter bonus. i dont really need one, but i think itd be kinda sweet. i can no longer remember where the quote in my profile is from: for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest. ???? i could probably figure it out with a quick google search but i care not. i have spent the last 5 minutes checking away messages to add anything i found of value to this post. pretty weak .... jake had some interesting stuff though:
the internet and beyond
this guy likes transformers too
remember to bring your own weapons
SPORTS!
this is pretty good from jeffs
how much is inside?
i just spend the past 45 minutes reading from the homepage of that last one, http://cockeyed.com. pretty good stuff. well, i guess that is all for now.