lots of things going on that are worthy of writing about ... most of them i have already forgotten but here is some stuff:

went home this weekend ... saw my brothers and a few friends (though not even close to the amount that i had planned) thank you to crystal and angela for honouring me with their presence for 14 minutes.

A-rod now plays for the yankees. this does not bother me at all. despite his impressive numbers, he is switching positions as well as stadiums which should affect his defensive and offensive performance respectively.

My weekly meetings at work have become 2 hour battles to tay awake. i cant see how anyone can remain alert under these conditions. meetings take place after lunch, in a very warm room full of comfortable chairs. i never make it.

neil and myself have decided to have a mustache contest ... whoever keeps theirs the longest wins. only true mustaches count because any other facial hair can only make you look less like a scumbag/porno star. i was the favorite "pre-bet" but we'll see ... incidentally, today is day 3 of the bet.

today i learned three different methods of beating ladies without marks being left: rubber hoses, phone books, and a bag full of oranges. on a personal note, baseball bats DEFINITELY will leave marks.

our second weekly poker game was last night. my total winnings are now -14 dollars. im getting better though ... actually, im not. but i will.