just sat down at my computer for the first time today. busy working and everything. you know. maybe you dont. anyway, i destroyed a brand new reference electrode early in the morning by snapping it in half .... consequently, my weekly check will be about 500 bones light. nice. my boss was unimpressed as i broke down crying (faking it, and badly) and told him i had to pay rent and would be evicted if i had to pay for the electrode. instead of compassion, i found unbridled rage in the eyes of my coworkers. luckily, i dodged most of the physical harm i would have encountered had i not been so fleet of foot. unfortunately for me, running in the labs is a major safety violation and i may be terminated as a result. have a nice day.

a few days ago, i got an email that contained the following text (nothing has been added or removed except the senders email address):

Matt could u send me the template like asap. Thanks.

Heather

now, im not sure who heather is .... but if anyone has the template shes looking for, please let me know so i may respond to this cryptic email. i would also enjoy telling her that "u" is not the same as "you". though they do sound alike.

im pretty sure the pope is wrong. makes me glad i wasnt raised catholic. getting molested by a priest wouldnt have been too good either. maybe. i guess it depends on how old i was, and whether the priest was a real hot chick or not.

RIP HST. you were one fucked up dude.