other than teams actually in the NL West, there are seven team in the majors who wouldnt be leading the division:

Tampa Bay
Detroit
Kansas City
Seattle
Milwaukee
Cincinnati
Pittsburgh

the national league is stupid and bad.

here is an exam i failed today. anyone reading this knows as much as i do about the topic. you have two and a half hours. GO:

Object Name:

a stripper

Quantity:

1

Physical Characteristics:

she has a 2 foot diameter. this gives her a waist of almost 77 inches. at first, this sounds like a little much. till i remembered she was taking 0.01685 cum's per hour to the ol' feedpipe. and at 1000 liters per cum (thats not an exaggeration but rather an exact value) our stripper has to take 16.85 liters per hour. for 330 days straight. therefore its not suprising that she is so, uh, "big-boned" and thirsty. also she is like 10 feet tall. shes awesome. she calls me doctor johnston.

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Coming Soon: Initial cost and cost of use for one stripper