i heard someone today ask the following question "Do you lie?". upon thinking about it, i realized that it was a pointless one. if you actually needed it answered (i.e. you dont know if they lie or not) then how can you possibly trust the answer. ridiculous.

Experiment Name: Random Spill Test

Objective: To determine the effects of concentrated nitric acid (15.2 Normal) with respect to different materials

Materials: Nitric acid, human flesh, various clothing materials

Results:
Blue labcoat, 80% poly, 20% cotton
effect - turned bright yellow wherever the nitric touched it

Blue pants, 60% poly, 40% cotton
effect - discoloration wherever the nitric made contact

Human Flesh
effect - initially contact points were red, then yellow, the red again. despite being held under a constant stream of water immense irritation and horrible burning persistant for several hours.

Conclusion:
never get nitric acid on me ever again. perhaps my lab coat could become more festive with added color to its current drabness.

Fact:
All hot girls hang out with girls that are ugly/fat

Fact:
Not all ugly girls have hot friends

im in love with the shipley time card girl.

i dont mean to alarm anyone, but according to the recently installed facial recognition software there is a 95% chance that i saw santa claus in the gym yesterday.