im all kinds of hungover today at work. dang, this sucks.

has anybody seen the nike cinderella ad? it starts cinderalla running away at midnight then the suddently the prince is a bumbly multinational foreigner hobbling down the steps to find a silver sneaker. what is the meaning of this. the voiceover then comes in, "without sports, cinderella wouldnt have worn sneakers". i demand that everyone write many harrassing letters to the ad people at nike. perhaps burning an effigy is in order.

this guy looks like the british dude who works at the 'Master of Convenience' on tremont.

such eloquence. its timeless:

So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken,
Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big cock
bawka-bi-kaw
Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick
And stick a dick in your mouth
I'm done you can fuck off
fucka-fucka-fuck offf!