i heard the a bunch of nintendo wii's are being recalled because the strap has been breaking and people have been throwing their controllers thereby shattering their tvs. YES. another victory for me, the nintendo wii is a dumb idea.

One of the GREATEST things ive ever read. also on the list was the report of an astounding rise in girls giving oral sex.

add this to the list of reasons why i dont eat white colored condiments.