Christopher Hamel, a convicted horse fucker, is long been infamous for sending the insult and signing off to prevent any retort. this fine gentleman lives in the same apartment as me. i received this message approximately 2 minutes after waking and around 16 seconds after taking my away message down, as though the bastard was waiting for it.

CrashN2me71 (2:11:16 PM): i hate u, but i love your mother
CrashN2me71 signed off at 2:11:18 PM

snitches

i have a habit of not taking very many photographs. usually they are on a disposable camera and i end up a.) throwing the camera away before developing it, or b.) taking a picture a month on average leaving me with a camera full of pictures i forgot i took. i developed two cameras worth of film recently with the latter coming to truth. so here, i will do my best to describe what i remember of the more noteworthy pictures. descriptions go from left to right, top to bottom:

Set 1
#1 Jeff is drunk/pissed/written on
#2 The disgustingness that was our coffee table on January 2nd
#3 The kid loves pillows
#4 I remember posing for this picture, but none of us can remember why we are standing in our boxers

Set 2
i tend to take a lot of pictures of people who do not wish to be photographed
#5 Christopher Kinlin, aka Kinlin
#6 Christopher Hamel and Joseph Dooling, aka Hamel and Pussyface
#7 Dominick Columbo, aka Dominugs
#8 Robert Gee, aka Bobby

Set 3
#9 Some old lady that crashed in my town
#10 Eric Hamel with a dangerous sneer
#11 Passes out in my bed
#12 The wonderful Pleasant Valley Store, Canaan NH. ive been wanting this picture since i was 6

Set 4
#13 I join my friends to push scotts stupid bastard bus out of the parking space
#14 Andy Bates, Danny Mannix, Ben Stacey standing proudly in front of it moments earlier
#15 Crazy Indiana guy that i sold my ticket to 4 hours earlier. when this picture was taken he had no idea who i was
#16 Enjoying my 6th brewdog while waiting in line, time is approximately 10:30 AM

Set 5
#17 A trash yard in Maine proudly named, "Hubcap Heaven"
#18 A crappy bathtub with holes in it next door to Hubcap Heaven, asking price: 520$
#19 This convenience store sign gave me a chuckle, reads: Ammo, Propane, Movies, Snacks, Beer, Cigarettes, Bar & Chain Oil
#20 A vender at phish. sign reads: Sex 4 Sale: 5$ oral, 10$ vaginal, 15$ anal

as many of you know, i went to the phish show (IT) in limestone a few weekends ago. in order to do this i had to skip 2 full days of classes including an organic chemistry lab and a differential equations quiz. the syllabi in both classes say neither can be made up. for diff eq he drops the lowest quiz so that problem was solved quite easily. the lab TA, Yang Liu, insisted on a doctors note. for the last week i have been devising a complicated scheme to have my little brother, who works in a hospital, to get some hospital stationary, forge a note, and fax it to mr. Liu. Today the planning stage was completed and i made preparations to set the plan in motion. however, when i talked to Yang today in lab i learned something very important. since his english is sub-par (read: can barely speak and understand it), he becomes easily confused if you talk quickly and use slang. after most had left the lab i began to spin a web of circular logic and half truths. after which i asked him several chemistry related questions before blindsiding him with a sob story about not being able to get a note, etc, etc, and he told me it didnt matter, and that he trusted me. sucker. i guess you can get away with not doing labs as long as you can talk in english faster than your TA can understand it.

on a side note, when i left today for lab Kinlin was napping and i did him the courtesy of playing Lady in Red, by Chris DeBurgh, very loud and on repeat.