everyone in my entire department is at some safety meeting. i have nothing to do except play on the internet. i actually planned ahead though, bringing in stuff to do at work, like de-fucking my schedule as well as some survey on depression.

i heard on the radio today that ben affleck is the sexiest man alive. i have lost the will to live.

good quotes lately:
"Tatjana isnt russian, she's retarded, what a stupid stupid lady". (chris)
"nothing better than college chicks in the shower". (chris)
"oh shit, is that bad".(me) "no big deal, but do it again and chris will call you a retard again" (paul)

there is some ecologic crisis going on about zinc lately. i guess this guy dan is accused of illegally dumping a bunch of zinc down the sink and since the town monitors that in water it was a huge deal. this dan fellow came in and we (me my boss paul and chris) told him that the safety people were saying it was him. he responded by sticking his middle fingers at the safety people and saying "fuckin prove it". it was awesome. since they are hiring new co-ops for next quarter all of my coworkers are trying to get me to give a lowdown on all the hot chicks at nu and to have them apply there. then conversation turned to girls in the building. apparently there is a girl named michele kwan in the other building who is very androgenous. one of the kinds of people you have to ask about the gender. i laughed for about an hour when chris said "that kwan girl has nothing going on. i mean nothing. like an 8 year old boy". oh man, conversation only got worse. i wish i had recorded it or something. it was hilarious. another co-op student who works ther dinah, a senior, is pretty good looking, is a popular topic of discussion. one moment in particular was one chris asked her "why did you get that tongue ring dinah, is it so you can blow horns better. haahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha". then we pointed and laughed.

paul and chris talk about there wives and how awful they are the majority of the work day. it is sort of awkward cause i dont want to be like, "yeah, youre wives sound like bitches". but then i said it anyway and they melted my face off with sulfuric acid. actually i just made that up.

i started working yesterday at duracell, and i like it a lot so far. anyway, my co-workers are morons. im sure they are very smart, but they can act like little kids. paul, a technician i work with, put a latex glove over his whole head and breathed out to fill it up. my boss was talking with the guy in the cubicle across from me and the only part of the conversation i heard was " ... and that is why breasts are the center of the universe." today the quote of the day occurred when i was being shown how to run the recompacting machine by paul and chris. chris was showing me how to override all of the stupid safety checks: "who gives a fuck about safety? not us." that made my day, as i laughed nervously. chris and paul spend most of the work day bitching about their wives, and i just sort of nod since i dont have a wife. it is sort of awkward cause i dont want to be like "yeah your wives sound like bitches". then i said it to them anyway, and they melted my face off with sulfuric acid. actually i made that up.