plans for tonight are to intoxicate myself with alcohol until i either puke or am physically unable to walk and am forced to beg for a place to sleep or someone to carry my drunk ass to my bed. ill try and give updates as the night progresses.

i posted a picture entitled "My Fucked Up Roomate" earlier this week and i found out that someone told him about it. to whoever did that: i hate you, and you are a jerk. i saw the "fucked up roomate" in the hallway today and we all had a good laugh about it. his name is john, and is an engineering major.

FOREVER27JD: l hate new jersey, l think we should dig a huge river around it and push it off the coast so it floats away
good call joe

i hate when people answer questions with a yes, that arent yes or no questions: Q. Do you like the food in East or West better? A. Yes. that shit really pisses me off

in a search that grows more desperate every day to find something interesting to occupy our time we discovered a new sport. Ice Ball consists of sliding ice the length of the hall trying to knock over a half full fresca can. unfortunately we ran out of icecubes before we could finish the match.

today ILS was stupid. i woke up at 9 oclcock only to tell myself that i could go an hour late. so i went an hour late and decided i didnt know anything, so i left before the quiz, making the reason for me going there totally evaporate. i should have just slept. im stupid.

so far im 0 for 2 in my day of hell where i have classes from 1030 until 615. one cancelled and one skipped.

joe passed out, piss drunk in miami. real classy. as joe says "free drinks till 4 am".

the funniest part about this picture is the title: My Fucked Up Roomate. Joe found this pic on the direct connect hub. he lives in my building. he likes to play pool.

i need to find someone with my math book. i shouldnt have sold that thing.

2 notes of disgustingness to report on here in william crombie white hall. first i saw a toothbrush on the floor near the urinal area, then i saw it by the sink later on, and then it was gone. i hope someone isnt using it. that makes me want to puke. on the second floor i saw a pair of panties outside of the girls bathroom. me and joe were going to put them on stevios desk until we noticed the very large shit stain on them. awful. absolutely revolting. ladies, if you do get shit stains on your panties feel free not to leave them on the ground in the middle of the floor.

this post is entitled: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FOREVER27JD: mono, hey
CrashN2me71: faget, whats up
FOREVER27JD: when will u ever spell that correctly
CrashN2me71: i do
FOREVER27JD: faggot
CrashN2me71: no, you're a special kind of fag
CrashN2me71: the kind u spell faget
FOREVER27JD: man ur gay
CrashN2me71: thats even gayer than a faggot
FOREVER27JD: l never cared for u much
CrashN2me71: i never will care for u
FOREVER27JD: in fact most time l could go w/out u
CrashN2me71: so u do care for me tho
CrashN2me71: u faget
FOREVER27JD: ahh yes rape
FOREVER27JD: its what yo mama likes
CrashN2me71: i know
FOREVER27JD: and she'll get it
FOREVER27JD: when u comin to town
CrashN2me71: tonight i think
CrashN2me71: i said tonight
FOREVER27JD: u goin open mic?
CrashN2me71: i dunno, when is it
FOREVER27JD: like 8 or 9-11
CrashN2me71: i dunno, ive been in bed before 11 for like the past 5 nights
FOREVER27JD: l have the past 2 nights
FOREVER27JD: so congrats to us both
CrashN2me71: wow, someone grew some balls
CrashN2me71: now im gonna punch and kick them repeatedly
FOREVER27JD: wow, hamel, l hate your mother
CrashN2me71: but u still like me, u dirty flamer
CrashN2me71: die and rot u piece of dirty homosexual trash
FOREVER27JD: l hate u more than ur mother
CrashN2me71: hows the pedal
FOREVER27JD: not bad
CrashN2me71: hows yo moms ass
CrashN2me71: all bruised and stuff
FOREVER27JD: l havent checked recently
CrashN2me71: o yea, i forgot u liked tg's ass more
CrashN2me71: you're gross
FOREVER27JD: man u love the cock tday
FOREVER27JD: what a fag u are
CrashN2me71: haha
FOREVER27JD: how many classes u missed this week
CrashN2me71: 5
CrashN2me71: i emailed all my teachers so they know i have mono
FOREVER27JD: u shoulda made out w/ them
FOREVER27JD: or did u?
CrashN2me71: wow, u should keep trying
CrashN2me71: you're almost to the funny point
CrashN2me71: but not really, u still suck penis
FOREVER27JD: yea l was goin for the "funny point" u fag
CrashN2me71: huh? i mean you're almost to the point of being funny
CrashN2me71: what a fag, u dont even understand english, you're a stupid homo too
FOREVER27JD: why dont u go get anally raped again
FOREVER27JD: cuz u love that shit
FOREVER27JD: u probly got nasty deseases from all that
FOREVER27JD: too much gay butt sex for ya
CrashN2me71: u should learn how to spell diseases u big friggen idiot
CrashN2me71: what are u gonna say?
CrashN2me71: u prob shouldnt say anything, cause u dont understand english and u cant spell
CrashN2me71: all u do here is get raped
FOREVER27JD: man l hope someone rapes u so hard in the ass and then in your own mouth
FOREVER27JD: TODAY!!!!!
CrashN2me71: haha
CrashN2me71: thats all u got cause thats all u know
CrashN2me71: rape
CrashN2me71: nothing else, just rape
CrashN2me71: hard and dirty
CrashN2me71: just like your mother likes it
FOREVER27JD: lm not really into rape much, unless its ur mother
FOREVER27JD: is that why u like it?
FOREVER27JD: cuz ur mom likes it?
FOREVER27JD: probly
CrashN2me71: haha, fool
FOREVER27JD: ur gonna get railed by a homeless person someday and its gonna be dirty and funny at the same time
CrashN2me71: prob your mom, cause shes not gettin far in her prostitution business, she'll be moved out on the streets soon
FOREVER27JD: ohh is that right?
CrashN2me71: yes
CrashN2me71: and good 1 by the way
FOREVER27JD: thanx asshole
FOREVER27JD: itd be so funny if mono killed u dead
FOREVER27JD: ld laugh for days
CrashN2me71: laugh it up, cause you're gettin it
FOREVER27JD: but lm not gonna die from it
FOREVER27JD: like u
CrashN2me71: o yea, i forgot i had the special case of it
FOREVER27JD: ur moms gonna give me head then lm goin to me 405 but l'll cya later man

i forgot to mention that me and joe went to look at housing for next year. it was pretty much a waste of time because they are all a lot better than what we have now so it basically just made me sick to have to come home to our ridiculous triple. i added buddy comments to everybodys screename who is online. i make myself laugh.

it just occured to me that a good april fools joke would be to pretend today was april fools day since no one would expect it.

nothing overly eventful happened yesterday. i was pretty unimpressed. i got to see the redsox play toronto on tv. that was good fun except that pedro got fucking shelled for like 7 runs in 4 innings. now he has an era of 12 or something. joe stole the marshmallow container out of stetson west which was a fantastic steal. not only is it a cool container but now we have a whole bunch of mallows. i had a chumongous amount of homework to do last evening most of which i did not do. that was a mistake because now i have to do it in between classes, which i generally do not enjoy doing. how come 2nd quarter was so much easier. this is bullshit. my stupid 8 oclock class today was awful because professor peehole doesnt know how to teach. i spent many distracting hours at the computer last night talking to people that joe and sabrina knew. i convinced this one girl i was some kid named mike, and we had a lengthy conversation despite the fact that i continuously made fun of her big ass, telling her more than once to "back that shit up". i know that she can just click on the link in my profile to read this and get the lowdown, but what do i care. its not like i know who this girl is. so everyone reading this give a nice HELLO to steph4sayz, and tell her she has a ghetto booty, or something to that effect. i now have to slave away writing a program with software i dont have in a language that i dont understand. i cant wait.

i have been trying to come up with some really clever april fools jokes but i have come up empty so far so if you are reading this and have any ideas, IM me or something. so far for april jokes that have been played on me Joe gets minus 2 points for lying to me about what time it was. what a jerk.

i didnt have sex with Whimzey's mom. april fools.

ok, several new gems to report on this evening. MIKE IF YOU ARE READING THIS: STOP IMMEDIATELY. MICHAEL JOHNSTON, IF YOU ARE READING THIS I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR SCRAWNY LITTLE ASS. even though i know now he is probably reading this i have to tell this wonderful story. my father has the worst sense of timing in the world. maybe he thinks if i am distracted by a holiday or big event i wont flip out about things he tells me. first he tells me that he is getting divorced with my mom on superbowl sunday. at halftime. what a fool. now, flash forward to the present. his girlfriend, who is very literally half his age (27 and 54) currently lives in south africa. he told me on the way to church today (easter sunday) that he was getting married to her on the 10th and he was going to south africa to do it. holy shit, i swear to god he was going to say april fools afterward and i waited the rest of the day but he never said it. midlife crisis what. my once "normal" family has now become the posterchild of disfunctionality. my future step mom is 4 years older than my brother. in other news, i went to see showtime and it was better than i expected.