Friday, May 06, 2005
Thursday, May 05, 2005
today is cinco de mayo. 05-05-05. yippee. please try to avoid making a fool of yourself by telling everyone that it is mexican independance day. this is not true. please make an effort to verbally assault anyone who says as much. i have been preaching the truth of cinco de mayo to everyone i can since i learned in highschool what it actually is. this misconception bothers me more than it should.
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
the GORGEOUS aa on my floor has a delicious bowl of candy and snacks. it gives me an excuse to go over and very unsmoothly ogle at her wonderful body. if she wasnt in her late 30's (with kids i think) shed be perfect. pretty face, tan, nice rack, perfect sized waist and a more than excellent bottom. plus she has candy.
that little turncoat that a-rod saved from a speeding van in boston was on the howard stern show this morning.
stern: so what do you want to be when you grow up?
8 year old (patrick, i think): i wanna be a baseball player!
artie: do you have any backup, realistic plan? you know, for when this one crashes and burns to the ground.
met up with jamus o'shamus at conner larkins last night. fresh from his 5 or 6 month pilgrimage in europe he was in fine form. a finer buck hunter ive never seen. got A LOT drunker than i had planned to (being a tuesday night and all). work today is miserable. i have much work to do, and i doubt ill do any of it. so far, ive been trying to stay as inconspicuous as possible.
kinlin wrote in his blog the other day for the first time in almost a year i think.
i had way more to write when i started this thing, but my mind is rubbish right now.
stern: so what do you want to be when you grow up?
8 year old (patrick, i think): i wanna be a baseball player!
artie: do you have any backup, realistic plan? you know, for when this one crashes and burns to the ground.
met up with jamus o'shamus at conner larkins last night. fresh from his 5 or 6 month pilgrimage in europe he was in fine form. a finer buck hunter ive never seen. got A LOT drunker than i had planned to (being a tuesday night and all). work today is miserable. i have much work to do, and i doubt ill do any of it. so far, ive been trying to stay as inconspicuous as possible.
kinlin wrote in his blog the other day for the first time in almost a year i think.
i had way more to write when i started this thing, but my mind is rubbish right now.
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
ever not liked something that millions of people love? if that thing is American Idol, now you can help ruin it. Vote For the Worst. im having trouble deciding whether i like this idea or not. while i do not enjoy american idol in the slightest, i do think its sort of a dick move to ruin it for the dim-witted folks who do.
Monday, May 02, 2005
after reading erics latest post, for the past 3 weeks, i have decided to come up with answers of my own to bernard pivots 10 questions. for the confused, these are the questions asked at the end of mr james liptons inside the actors studio.
What is your favorite word? asks. its just fun to say. some finalists: litigious, aqueous (look at all those vowels), and apocalypse.
What is your least favorite word? bunt. grosses me out just hearing it. some finalists: scrog, fang, and cigarillo.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually, emotionally? im not sure if this is all one question ... but i guess, as lame as it sounds, learning. not that textbooks and pens give me a hard on, but i get excited when i learn new stuff.
What turns you off? being wrong or feeling stupid.
What is your favorite curse word? dang. or heck. euphemisms for non-severe curse words are hilarious.
What sound or noise do you love? either a soccer ball hitting the back of the net or a basketball "swooshing".
What sound or noise do you hate? any kind of repetitive beeping. most alarms, the sound your car makes when you open the driver side door with the keys in the ignition still ... that kind of thing.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? ive always, ALWAYS, wanted to be a professional baseball player. i think itd be cool to be a delta force commando too.
What profession would you not like to do? this list is a long one. however, i think working at a funeral home would be pretty depressing. all you see is people who are angry and sad. plus the close proximity of dead people.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? id like to find out that the odds were against me to get in, so god bet big on me and then let me slide in so he could collect a ton of cash. then maybe hed set me up with an attractive lady angel. then id offend him or something and hed tell me to go to hell.
What is your favorite word? asks. its just fun to say. some finalists: litigious, aqueous (look at all those vowels), and apocalypse.
What is your least favorite word? bunt. grosses me out just hearing it. some finalists: scrog, fang, and cigarillo.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually, emotionally? im not sure if this is all one question ... but i guess, as lame as it sounds, learning. not that textbooks and pens give me a hard on, but i get excited when i learn new stuff.
What turns you off? being wrong or feeling stupid.
What is your favorite curse word? dang. or heck. euphemisms for non-severe curse words are hilarious.
What sound or noise do you love? either a soccer ball hitting the back of the net or a basketball "swooshing".
What sound or noise do you hate? any kind of repetitive beeping. most alarms, the sound your car makes when you open the driver side door with the keys in the ignition still ... that kind of thing.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? ive always, ALWAYS, wanted to be a professional baseball player. i think itd be cool to be a delta force commando too.
What profession would you not like to do? this list is a long one. however, i think working at a funeral home would be pretty depressing. all you see is people who are angry and sad. plus the close proximity of dead people.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? id like to find out that the odds were against me to get in, so god bet big on me and then let me slide in so he could collect a ton of cash. then maybe hed set me up with an attractive lady angel. then id offend him or something and hed tell me to go to hell.