well, that was windy. a terrible sequence of weather. i spent much of yesterday helping others drag trees off my road. with the power outage, i decided to get very drunk. i did.

thanks to becka and jacob for driving me home and saving the inevitable car crash i would have encountered. as i woke up this morning, my mom was asking where my car was. it was 730 am. i mumbled something like, "i dunno at jacobs or the bates' or something". what was my mothers reply? "did you get a dui or something, where is the car?" her first impulse was that i had broken the law and gotten busted, rather than the truth: i was too drunk to drive, so i had people drive me home. thanks mom.

WWJD. the ultimate question. the answer probably isnt: make an illegal copy of "the passion" in order to avoid purchasing it myself. sorry jesus. and mel.

is it: 'for all intensive purposes ...' or 'for all intents and purposes ...'

i am a mastermind conservationist. i conserved the shit out of electricity and water today. i deserve a medal.