ok, so heres the setting. im walking through the manchester mall (it may have some other name) looking pretty much like a scumbag. dirty, smelly ass sandals, gross toenails, unshaven for several days, i probably reeked of BO. anyway, i was walking by myself through the mall to get some shit and i ran into a, ummm, latino thug.

ps. i guess i sorta bumped into and then spent many seconds staring at his lady friend

latino guy: hey, you lookin at somethin
me: i was looking at your sister. shes very pretty.
latino guy: thats my girlfriend
me: youre dating your sister? thats gross
latino guy: MURDER (MERDA)

i made that up.