steve is no fool. he lives evenly, and so should you.

"at some point in my life, i need to have sex with an equine"

- kinlin

am i the only one who doesnt like american idol? i was thinking that last night while it was assaulting my ears. i even came up with a valid reason why i dont like it. its not just because of the amazing overload of reality tv shows, the silly predictability of simons cutting remarks, or even that stupid asshole ryan seacrest. its the music. i just dont like the kind of music that these "idols" seem to all specialize in. every song, and potential idol, has the same soulful, long winded melisma kind of sound to it, often packed with an obscene amount of vibrato (perhaps my biggest pet peeve). if these idiots (ruben, kelly, clay and the rest included) truly are american idols, then god help us all. especially me.

this morning started off great terribly, the second i got to work (15 minutes late) i had to go to a meeting. for the meeting, it was suggested that i go get donuts and coffee, jokingly at first, then much more forcefully. so i took my bosses car got donuts, coffee, and returned for the dreadful 3 hour meeting. happily, my 1:30 team meeting hasnt been cancelled either and i get to endure/fend off sleep for another 2 hour meeting this afternoon. i did get to check off 'get coffee and donuts for coworkers' from my To-Do on co-op list. earlier this year i took care of 'make 3 hours worth of photocopies'. still yet to complete are, 'have an interoffice romance that ends with someone losing their job', 'steal an item valued at over $500', and 'knowingly sabatoge a major project, presentation, or report'.

i think a good way to please your boss is, take atleast a two hour lunch (two and a half is better), then when you get back tell him you dont want to work cause the sub i just ate is making me a little sick. plus tell him that you didnt do anything this morning either.

Raccoon Suit (rakoon soot) n.
1. Used to describe the misuse of authority; often this authority is newly acquired, or undeserved.

ex.
"Shirley is acting like a bitch lately, she has definitely been wearing her raccoon suit".

i accidentally bashed myself in the face with a hammer today. it was the unfriendly claw side too. damn.

anyone following march madness? my bracket is absolute rubbish now. many wrong picks. not as many as kinlins though.

you will all pay.