Thursday, April 22, 2004
Wednesday, April 21, 2004
a song lyric of alan jackson goes something like "i watch cnn, but im not sure i can tell the difference between iraq and iran".
let me help you. they are two different countries. plus you are an idiot. plus if you watch cnn as you claim, you should be well aware of this. they do have similar names ... and are both located in the hellish shithole that currently is most of the middle east. their names are real real close. that must be where he is getting mixed up.
hearing this song in the lab sparked a world geography quiz. martin the english guy made fools of all the americans with his seemingly unending knowledge of history, geography, and literature. at one point he asked me who the leader of Slovenia was, which made me pause. i think i can only name 4-5 world leaders. so here they are:
USA - Bush
UK - Blair
France - Chirac
Cuba - Castro
Iraq - Nobody
did anyone read about the 3 eyed, 2 mouthed calf born in texas? crazy.
let me help you. they are two different countries. plus you are an idiot. plus if you watch cnn as you claim, you should be well aware of this. they do have similar names ... and are both located in the hellish shithole that currently is most of the middle east. their names are real real close. that must be where he is getting mixed up.
hearing this song in the lab sparked a world geography quiz. martin the english guy made fools of all the americans with his seemingly unending knowledge of history, geography, and literature. at one point he asked me who the leader of Slovenia was, which made me pause. i think i can only name 4-5 world leaders. so here they are:
USA - Bush
UK - Blair
France - Chirac
Cuba - Castro
Iraq - Nobody
did anyone read about the 3 eyed, 2 mouthed calf born in texas? crazy.
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
Monday, April 19, 2004
ah yes, back to work. many friends do not have school/work today because of patriots day. they are bastards.
this weekend was good. normally dull and repetive weekend activities were suspended to make room for new and exciting ones. on a note of frustration, the lane health center blew me off a second time. after bumping up my appointment, i was informed upon arrival that they wouldnt be able to help me afterall, and my original appointment would be honored. ill believe it when i see it.
i have decided to donate sperm for extra money. let me know how much you want, and ill be able to get it to you in a few days. price is negotiable.
neil, ben, and i cleaned out the wollaston meat department for meatfest 2004. we went over to rays place and cooked up the 200 dollars of beef products and proceeded to eat it until our stomachs were on the verge of exploding. stranded in watertown i was now late for kati lary's field hockey games i said i would see.
after walking 15 minutes to harvard square i took a cab to the field where thankfully the match was still ongoing. field hockey was much as i remembered it, what with the multitudes of hot girls in skirts and countless stoppages of play for unknown reasons. as an added benefit, i guess our (read: Wentworth's) field doesnt have changing rooms, so the girls just changed on the field. it was pretty good.
this weekend was good. normally dull and repetive weekend activities were suspended to make room for new and exciting ones. on a note of frustration, the lane health center blew me off a second time. after bumping up my appointment, i was informed upon arrival that they wouldnt be able to help me afterall, and my original appointment would be honored. ill believe it when i see it.
i have decided to donate sperm for extra money. let me know how much you want, and ill be able to get it to you in a few days. price is negotiable.
neil, ben, and i cleaned out the wollaston meat department for meatfest 2004. we went over to rays place and cooked up the 200 dollars of beef products and proceeded to eat it until our stomachs were on the verge of exploding. stranded in watertown i was now late for kati lary's field hockey games i said i would see.
after walking 15 minutes to harvard square i took a cab to the field where thankfully the match was still ongoing. field hockey was much as i remembered it, what with the multitudes of hot girls in skirts and countless stoppages of play for unknown reasons. as an added benefit, i guess our (read: Wentworth's) field doesnt have changing rooms, so the girls just changed on the field. it was pretty good.