Thursday, June 02, 2005

The point where technology gets creepy and invasive has been thoroughly surpassed
New Jersey: A Horrible Place to Do Business
Vin Diesel enjoys clapping babies together like erasers. He calls it blapping.

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Lunch Review:

Restaraunt: Panera Bread
Meal: Frontega Chicken Panini ... delicious
Soda: Dr. Pepper ... mmmmmmm

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Random Facts about Vin Diesel. that site is AWESOME. you definitely have to check it out. keep hitting refresh for new facts. i was going to write down some of the best ones, but literally every single one of them was worthy of making the cut so none will be written.
beer die made a dramatic resurgence this weekend thanks to a michael hoye. the game made sporadic appearances in the days of my youthful drinking interspliced with games of beer pong (note that this is dramatically different from beirut). since college, beirut had in fact completely dominated my beer drinking games list. id say over the course of this 3 day weekend atleast 15 hours were spent playing beer die. good times.

last night we spawned a new idea: a shop that sold and delivered cakes. its name: "Just Cake". that way, when people come into the shop or call us up and ask if we have anything else the response is simple, "nope, just cake". okay, so for some reason this idea sounded way better last night.

on a related note, we made a trip to providence to purchase some waterpipes. the first shop we checked out named, Honest Bob's Head Shop (or something equally lame), was more of a flea-market type dirthole. the second, ethnic concepts, was good. 3 water pipes were purchased and im currently accepting bids for my pipes name. restrictions include but are not limited to: girls names only, not veronica, monica, janet, or kristi. give me your suggestions.

on yet one more related note, providence is a trash-hole. in spanish it would be, providence es una basura. i feel sorry for the 4-5 people i know living in and around the stinking anus that is providence. i dont think the "city" has one redeeming quality (aside from the head shop). it is a bad, bad place. dont go there.

i think i may have just stolen an idea for my senior design project. it involves slave labor and cheap electricity. more to come.
Netanyahu Sets Self on Fire

comical anecdotes to be posted later in the day.