bad donkey

remember this? Justice is done

bad kitty

i have a new favorite baseball player of all time: Rusty Kuntz. evidently he played for the tigers and whitesox and now coaches third base for the pirates. if anyone knows how i can get a "kuntz" jersey, please let me know.

in order to best last season, the redsox need to do more than succeed at winning another championship. they need to win the division by an obscene margin and break the single-season wins record. not just by a couple of games either ... im talking atleast 135-140 wins. nothing else will be acceptable.

you all think youre so cool with your hat and/or jacket displaying to all the world which sports team you owe your allegiance. well i get it. that is why i am getting both a jacket and hat that have ALL of the team logos on it. without choosing a team, i am my own man. plus i look like a nascar driver with all these logos on my jacket. now im cool.

my mind is moving about half speed today. happily, because of my absurdly high level of intelligence, my brain still works much more quickly than the average NASA savant. i am however, having trouble in my attempts to stave off the intense desire to take a nap at my desk. feigning sickness would be of no use, as i have no ride out of the hell in which i currently reside. get me out of here.

oh peggy.