so basically i just tasted the most disgusting thing i have ever, well, eh, tasted. i have steered clear of the majority of softdrinks latest publicity flavors, i.e. sprite remix, vanilla pepsi, etc., however today while searching for a refreshing drink in my refridgerator i stumbled upon some diet coke with lemon. sadly i took several sips of this horrific drink and could not continue. it tasted the way lemon scented pine sol smells. like a big sugary lemony piece of dog shit. not that ive drank dog shit ... i mean ... shut up. it was gross. so whatever you do, DO NOT DRINK DIET COKE WITH LEMON.

last night i was able to witness an amazing astronomical event. apparently, mars has crept up closer to earth than it has been in more than 60,000 years. evidently it wont be closer until the year 2287 (cnn). though remarkably unimpressive i was indeed able to see the orange tinted non-twinkling star. remind me in another 284 years so i can look to the sky and remember that i dont give a crap how close any of the planets are.

the Red Baron and i teamed up for a fantastic lunch today. what is it about his red scarf, handlebar mustache, and icy stare that allow him to fly in the finest frozen pizzas in the land?

ah yes, another vacation, which means another trip to the homeland. normally, i will bring my laundry back and entice my brother by way of a small amount of money to wash my filthy garments. however, as he grows up he now has more money than me and is not inclined to handle my unclean laundry for a few dollars. what a selfish jerk. that being said, i have to get back to doing laundry.

okay, so there was more drama of the stupid and violent kind last night. to make a long story short i saved the day by rescuing several kittens from certain death. we all had a good laugh afterwards. recently we have begun tailing kinlin and recording everything he does. because i realize that many people want to know "What is the deal with Kinlin?", and he doesnt write too often in his blog, i will be periodically giving updates on his actions:

What is the deal with Kinlin?

first we will have a few quotes from last evening
"You are both bitches"
"If there's 2 things we are, its stupid"
"Lube your dick up with nicotine and I'll smoke it"

next, some noteworthy actions:
1. punches out windows in our good friends house
2. dumps his supermodel girlfriend to "date all of our mothers"
3. wakes up surprised how much his hand and wrist hurt
4. is very confused why there is gauze wrapped around his hand
5. refuses to believe he mike tysoned an innocent window
6. he went from negative to positive, and its all good

you know when you get up early for many days in a row and find yourself inable to sleep in no matter how late you were up last night or how hungover you feel. plus no one is up so i have to sit by myself and watch sub par cartoons on television. this stinks.