"Avenger is one of the top blowgun makers in the world. It comes with 10 razor sharp darts which can travel up to 300 fps! Everything included to have some fun!"

That sounds like some fun. i just ordered 3 very real looking guns that shoot pellets. this is the best day ever. but i have to wait a week before they get here. 6 days is too many days to wait for guns.

where's my snare?

holy shit, this game is awesome. im not sure it is as good as fly the copter but Booze Hound, is pretty close. so far my best is 357, more updates as the morning continues

it seems that poo.com is nothing more than some strange chat room where only idiots are allowed to talk.

"Help me now!, Someone please help! Help me!" these were the cries of some angry crippled woman that joe, mahky and myself heard while boarding to T. while mahky me and countless others (2 policeman included) callously walked by and boarded the T, joe took her arm and dragged her on the train. she pulled herself up the steps and instead of paying she began to demand that a girl sitting in the first seat get out. "give me that seat now! please let me sit! Agh! Help! Agh!". the girl got up and i asked the lady if she was alright several times but the angry lady responded with a shrill "Goodbye", instead of saying "No, I am fine thanks". "Goodbye!". so i sat down and we all had a good laugh at the angry lady. at some point before the next stop she told someone to hold her cane and then said very matter of factly at the next stop that she would not and could not hurry so we all had to wait for her to hobble off the T. once the 3 of us reached our destination i was confronted with another strange lady. we were filling out applications and this woman walks by and says her name is Linda. I say "Hi Linda, my name is Matt". then she walks away. what a wierdo. i think the crazy ladies should go console the crazy homeless guys outside burger king. then they can all be crazy and angry together. it would be easier to avoid them that way.

while traversing the ever fun bored.com i came across this birthday thing. here is some of the great things that occured on my birthday:
1737 Earthquake kills 300,000 & destroys much of the city of Calcutta, India
1776 Brigadeer General Arnold's Lake Champlain fleet defeated by British
1945 Chinese civil war begins, Chiang Kai-Shek vs Mao Tse-Tung
1968 Panama revolts
1985 Pres Reagan bans importation of South African Krugerrands
1987 200,000 gays march for civil rights in Washington
1991 Anita Hill testifies Clarence Thomas sexually harrassed her
2002 Several students from Northeastern University die of alcohol poisoning due to excessive consumption

last night we went to Who's On First and it was a pretty good time. it was real hot though. i also got to meet the infamous Poonam who is just as hot as everyone had said. since i have had nothing to do i have been playing allstar baseball 2003 a lot and i created a player the other day and naturally i named him matt johnston. in an interesting twist of fate i decided that he sucked and released him. the friggin expos picked me/him up so now i am playing for them. i wish i could take myself back from them but i dont think they will let me just quit.