Friday, November 10, 2006
i just found this on fark.com. it made me laugh and laugh and laugh. dont read it at work. louis, if you read this (probably not) you should write something like this.
The Girls I Have Dated
The Girls I Have Dated
yeah so a bunch has happened since last i wrote. i started my new job and it is difficult to learn all the bazillion things i need to know. i am really gonna kick ass at it though, and i should be making absurd advances in my career much faster than anticipated. i am good. now i will commence writing in the weird "paragraphs" of scattered thought that has been my style of choice for a little while.
has anyone been through detroit's airport? when you switch terminals you have to travel underneath the runway and through this crazy fairyland tunnel. there are the moving sidewalks which pleasantly speed up the passage but in the hemispherical tunnel the entire thing is set up with crazy alternating color swirls with ocean sounds and weird music playing on unseen speakers.
i got to fly on a saab 340 airplane. it was a little prop plane that appeared to have been assembled in a kit earlier. also, if im not mistaken it had duct tape on the propellers. very reassuring.
im not a giant fan of the phrase: the world is a strange place. i mean, what normalcy are we using as a comparison? the world is a strange place, but jupiter, that shit is regular ...? ridiculous.
i actually heard vanilla ice - ice, ice, baby come on the overhead speakers when i was in a store the other day. this made me pleased.
when chuck woolery (sp?) says "we'll be back for round 2, 2 in 2" are commerical breaks always 2 minutes? ive never cared enough to time them. someone please let me know.
whats the deal with "secure lines"? how does that shit even work. why not make all the lines always secure. damned NSA.
why do people use sleep aids? what, they dont sell booze in your neighborhood? come on, getting drunk is much more fun and probably about as bad for you.
in finding my apartment, my realtors name was tommie. she was a lady. she named her daughters michael and morgan. hows your boy named sue complex.
it took a movie with (cough) keanu reeves to realize exactly what kind of chaos a major clean energy technology would cause worldwide. imagine cold fusion is brought to the market, cheap, clean energy ... the countries controlling the major oil stockpiles will have economies that crash and lots of bad things will ensue.
my xbox 360 has extraordinary graphics, control and gameplay. however, how long before we can get resonable looking facial graphics for speech? jeez, those still look foolishly bad and out of sync with the rest of the system.
i found it amusing that i chose my life insurance beneficiaries based solely on whose address i could remember. nicely done me.
i heard the phrase "a horse a piece" and from context i think it means that there is no difference between two things. for example, as far as efficiency they are a horse a piece.
has anyone been through detroit's airport? when you switch terminals you have to travel underneath the runway and through this crazy fairyland tunnel. there are the moving sidewalks which pleasantly speed up the passage but in the hemispherical tunnel the entire thing is set up with crazy alternating color swirls with ocean sounds and weird music playing on unseen speakers.
i got to fly on a saab 340 airplane. it was a little prop plane that appeared to have been assembled in a kit earlier. also, if im not mistaken it had duct tape on the propellers. very reassuring.
im not a giant fan of the phrase: the world is a strange place. i mean, what normalcy are we using as a comparison? the world is a strange place, but jupiter, that shit is regular ...? ridiculous.
i actually heard vanilla ice - ice, ice, baby come on the overhead speakers when i was in a store the other day. this made me pleased.
when chuck woolery (sp?) says "we'll be back for round 2, 2 in 2" are commerical breaks always 2 minutes? ive never cared enough to time them. someone please let me know.
whats the deal with "secure lines"? how does that shit even work. why not make all the lines always secure. damned NSA.
why do people use sleep aids? what, they dont sell booze in your neighborhood? come on, getting drunk is much more fun and probably about as bad for you.
in finding my apartment, my realtors name was tommie. she was a lady. she named her daughters michael and morgan. hows your boy named sue complex.
it took a movie with (cough) keanu reeves to realize exactly what kind of chaos a major clean energy technology would cause worldwide. imagine cold fusion is brought to the market, cheap, clean energy ... the countries controlling the major oil stockpiles will have economies that crash and lots of bad things will ensue.
my xbox 360 has extraordinary graphics, control and gameplay. however, how long before we can get resonable looking facial graphics for speech? jeez, those still look foolishly bad and out of sync with the rest of the system.
i found it amusing that i chose my life insurance beneficiaries based solely on whose address i could remember. nicely done me.
i heard the phrase "a horse a piece" and from context i think it means that there is no difference between two things. for example, as far as efficiency they are a horse a piece.