happy birthday emerson, shelly, and shaw reshaw.

okay, so i bought a car today. its better than yours.

check out this quote from the president of russia: the israeli president "turned out to be quite a powerful man. He raped 10 women. I never expected it from him. He surprised all of us. We all envy him."

good one buddy.

also, check out this letter (could be fake ... but its still funny) from the worst rated player in madden football
Ethan Albright

i have recently "confirmed" what i have for several years suspected: i met kevin heffernan (aka Farva). and i must admit that i use the term met loosely. they (broken lizard) were touring colleges in the east offering free showings of super troopers and handing out flyers in front of northeastern. mr. heffernan shoved a flyer in my face and said, "come see a free movie, its fuckin hilarious". i didnt go. lesson learned: go see free movies and get autographs/pictures with the jerks stuffing flyers down your shirt.