names have been altered (sort of) in a pitiful attempt to disguise the guilty parties in this gruesome tale. a true story:
i was up at 76 malumet street last night with my friends mayla, mim, and maw meshaw may. some drunk people i didnt know showed up and were annoying. but more importantly, meshawn was telling us the myan, his roomate, caught a mouse and was going to keep it as a pet. he allegedly placed the captured mouse into an empty cage. this cage, belonged to meshawn who used it for crickets and frogs to feed to his pet spider, mady. meshawn didnt like the idea of what he called, a half dead mouse, in his unused cage. according to him, he filled the cage up with bleach and shut the cover until the mouse curled up into a little ball. as of last night myan didnt know about his new pet mouses untimely demise. he is at a concert for the weekend and will not return until sunday. this gives meshawn plenty of time to dispose of the evidence. but what will myan say, when he receives an anonymous letter tipping him off that foul play was involved. for more details, or a translated version of this tragic account, contact me via the little comment box below this so its nice and easy to ignore you.