i miss marco. it has been while since i last saw him. when i arrived last evening, it was hard to open my door. there was a towel under the bottem of it. either stevio didnt want to smell the trough across the hall or maybe they were smoking the pot in here. maybe they wanted to make it super hot in here and have it be like a sauna. a mystery. so stevios 2 friends seem to be harmless. jim is ok, based on the tiny amount of interaction ive had with him, he wears those humongous magnum pi glasses like me. the other one, ive absolutely no idea what his name is, i have no opinion about. he probably sucks. last night was fun, i decided to buy rolling rocks, which tasted pretty good. i left because i was the only one there who didnt have a girl sitting on my lap. except of course kinlin, who has a girlfriend with big boobs. i thought to myself that i was too drunk to care about any of this, ill just keep having a good time, and finish my beers. then i thought, im not that drunk. ill just go home and drink some water to try and alleviate the feeling of being kicked in the face that i knew would happen today. it didnt help. when i went home last weekend my friend swainy gave me a great discription of hangovers but im not sure i can convey it too well through words and stuff. he said, a headache is like pulsating pain, bam bam bam, and with a hangover there is no pulsation. it is just there BBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. good call. i never used to get hangovers, and ive recently realized why. i never drank as much as i do now. oh well, its all worth it. countdown to possible jail time: 2 days, 22 hours. fucking cops.

who calls a liquor store a package store, or worse yet a "packy". fucking foreigners.

ok, first of all i would just like to bitch about the fact that this was shut down for awhile and i couldnt write all of this shit, so now i have to try and rememeber it all. last night i didnt sleep because the nazi english department assigned too many papers and i was too lazy to do them on time so i had to do that shit all night. although i finished at around 6 i didnt think that it would be worth it to go to sleep since i had a 915 chem quiz. this was probably a mistake since now i am very tired despite the fact that i took a 6 hour nap, during which i missed a physics quiz. damn physics. i hate that class, but i like my teacher cuz she speaks with a cool accent. but judging by the way that she walks and seductively leans over to "help" us with problems, makes me think that she has been fucked many, many times. so she may have diseases. oh well. maybe she'll offer to sleep with me for a better grade. ive always wanted that to happen with my hot teachers, and been totally petrified of it happening with the ugly ones. my math teacher said that he "Hates trees". this made me laugh like an idiot for several minutes, and the whole class looked at me. those mother fuckers. several thoughts arose last night during my many gazes into space while not writing my paper. what ever happened to lepers. do they still just hang around all over the place. or was that disease totally eradicated. talk about not hearing about something for awhile. jeez. does anyone else think that the construction on Huntington is totally random. it seems as though they just dig in different spots each day starting at 7 in the morning with that damn jackhammer. what the fuck. cant they wait to use the jackhammer untill more friggin people are up. i have come to the conclusion that stevio has lost his mind. within 1 hour of him getting into bed, he was barking and flailing around. he would moan, mumble, shout strange phrases like: "No, I'll get the door". what a weirdo. note to self, 5/6 of my floor is totally petrified of mice. there was much shrieking and overall chaos when one ran into zach's room. what a bunch of babies. ive got no real plans tonight. joe went to maryland. something about getting some papers for his dad. im not really sure what is going on with that. stevio has friend(s) coming into town. i dont know how to feel about it. my chemistry class today was dumb. i went, took the quiz at the beginning and got the review sheets, then left immediately to get some breakfast. i really like those sausage tortilla things. and syrup. i like that too. no sign of marco today. im going to catch that little fucker and make a cage for him. probably end up feeding him beer. or other dead mice. whoever stole the toilet seat off the urinal: good steal. what the fuck are you going to do with that you nasty fuck. people sit there asses on that shit. im going to find something to do tonight.

i forgot to mention, the other night i saw a mouse in my room. i named him marco.

ok, so no drunken message. sorry, i absolutely forgot about it. in fact i just stumbled into my room and was barely able to hoist myself into bed. i realized while eating just now that i have skipped 5 out of 11 classes so far this week. not too shabby for the last week of class. i cant wait for finals. actually i cant wait for court either. mark the 12 of march as dooms day on your calendars. those little boy touchers at the Enfield Police Department can suck my ball sack. worst idea so far today, other than blowing off all work and drinking: blueberry juice.

what a giant waste of a day. i skipped 3 of 4 classes and then played hotshots golf all day. i did manage to steal a vcr so i can play in my room finally. on a happy note, i unlocked ralph in hotshots golf so i can play as him now. that is good. well, we were supposed to play risk tonight but im not sure if that is going to happen. at any rate im going to eat now, and i'll likely just end up drinking like an idiot tonight. no doubt later on there will be a foolish drunken message left. dont read it. jeffrey allen is cool.

my major accomplishment today was starting over my hotshots golf game, and getting the 2nd course unlocked. i also just got finished watching belly. it is bad. dont watch it.

Ah yes, well i got up for my 8 oclock class but slept through my 915 and skipped my 1030 and 1145 altogether. only fun calculus left. i just got back from lunch at stetson little, and i have something to say to the motherfuckers to the stirfry line. how hard is it to keep those little corns from entering into my stirfry. what the hell. i have never to my recollection put those little corns into my bowl. and yet 9 times out of 10 there they are when my stirfry is cooked. i feel like a giant eating them. creepy little corns.

i have officially decided to not do my english paper, mainly because im tired and because im a retard. i was just thinking about the time stevio felled out of his bed and landed on his shower caddy. i dont think ive ever heard a louder noise. plus the shower caddy was demolished. hahahha. i laugh at his expense.

well, i still have not begun my english paper, due tomorrow. this is a giant mistake, and yet strangely i have no desire to begin it. me and joe ordered out to dominos. it was really good. especially the cheese bread. i then did a search to see if i was on the internet anywhere. to my dismay i found about 100 other jokers named matt johnston who made pretty shitty homepages. i sent each one of them a nasty email telling them how much i hated their sites. here are some of the worse ones: Not Me, Still Not Me, This Guy Sucks
Now i think im going to bed

today is the first day of my blog, thingy. well actually technically last night. whatever. it seems pretty cool. anyways, this morning (aka yesterday morning) i left cold cold nh, at the early hour of 7:40 AM. not too pleasant i dont mind telling you. at any rate, i arrived back at school around 12 oclock and proceeded to sleep for many hours. i was awoken first by mike jenkins, trying to get me go to work. i did. except i just played playstation the whole time, and when i decided id had enough of that i went to fill out my time card. except, i didnt have one. so i had been tricked into playing for free. brian ramos will have to pay.
i skipped my 405 calculus class and have been sitting around doing absolutely nothing since. i locked joe out of the room. i laughed and i laughed because he was in his swim trunks. what a fool. stevio woke up at the ripe hour of 4 oclock today. let the record show that i still have not seen him do any homework whatsoever since the beginning of school.