Dear Mother Nature,

What the fuck is with this weather?

Sincerely,
MJ

p.s. Honestly.

1 out of 75 men in the united states are currently living in jail. way to go us.

there are few things (probably none) that have caused, and continue to cause more harm in the world than organized religion. how many people have benefited from it is much harder to quantify, though its also a large number no doubt. the world would be better were it not for the impulse to convert from one religion to the other. nearly all major conflicts ('holy' crusades, holocaust i.e. WWII, american revolution, the current madness in israel, etc.) have been a direct result of contradicting belief systems. it would seem to me that religion (faith) shouldnt be governed by anyone else except yourself. you alone should be able to come to your own conclusions about religion without merely relying on some ancient text or pope-like figure to tell you what to believe.

that is my feeling on religion. if you dont agree with me ... i dont care. as i clearly stated my beliefs and ideas should have no impact on yours, and i can guarantee yours wont impact mine.

no, not you. someone i saw today.

i wouldnt touch you with a thirty five foot pole.

for some reason, only the posts from april 15th and previous are showing up ... not sure why.

being the upstanding responsible citizen that i am, i decided to give blood today. actually it was just for the free t-shirt.

nurse: okay, now you cant smoke cigarettes for 2 hours, and you cant drink for 8.
some guy: great, when is the next time i can have sex?
nurse: ummmmm, well no strenuous exercise for 24 hours.
some guy: shit.
nurse: sorry.
some guy: me and you both honey.

id like to get the phrases "so sue me", and "thats what she said" back into everyday lexicon. please do your best to say each phrase as much as possible. bonus points if used in a manner that makes no sense.