you know what this country needs? ill tell you: more beautiful naked ladies. and some sort of reasonable healthcare system. i was just kidding about the healthcare. national healthcare is impossible to afford.

there is some sort of crazy super terror alert going on involving boston. as i sleep about a five minute walk from boston, this should concern me. it does not. terrorists can lick my balls. them and their dirty bombs.

ive been trying to get my shit together on that facebook.com business. evidently, my northeastern email was already registered to a melanie johnston. therefore, when i registered and signed up, not only is my name melanie johnston, i have a picture of a dog for a face, and all kinds of ludicrous friends and groups ive never met/talked to. however, from my end it all looks fine, but when i contact people, somehow this chicks profile and whatever shows up.

and how funny is the "whatever i can get" box. who has that checked anyway?

"itd be like sex, except not embarrassing"

-one of my roomates

thought of the day:

there is a good chance that your future wife, is having sex with someone else, or many someone elses, right now. or now. maybe theyre done now.