i sold back my physics book for a whopping 32 dollars today after purchasing it for 130. lets see, before the physics final and in fact until about 5 minutes into the final the professors couldnt seem to unlock the door. youd think with at least 6 professors one of them would think to bring the key and unlock the door early. well done physics department. i hate you all. after having just finished my calculus review i have determined that ive done over 6 hours worth of calculus and physics today which is far too much. especially since i really havent started studying for tomorrows final yet. i was able to determine that i am a huge nerd because i was in a significantly better mood after leaving the calc review which means that i must enjoy doing it. thats right, i like math. now, im going to do a bunch of nothing while my brain rests up a little before i assail it with more formulas to be memorized.

ok, so that was the hardest final and test for that matter, that ive ever had to take. im absolutely appalled at both the difficulty and the amount of things that i dont know about physics. i will almost certainly be taking physics 3 next summer. god dammit. that made me depressed for a good portion of the day.

a 3 oclock firedrill was a pleasant thing to wake up to this morning. i will kill whoever did it. today, is depressing. im literally in the worst mood ive been in this year.

best away message of the day comes from pars:

Auto response from PARS01: Nap time, feel free to join me if u have boobs

hahahahahaahahahahaha. well, i went to the stetson west breakfast late night thing with everyone. literally most of the people i knew were there. i ate at the same table as steph, tara, jay, bobby, tim, reshma, elise, hamel, and kinlin. there were some very nice and funny happenings. there was a contest where if you smash an egg over your head and it was uncooked you won a prize. i tried but mine was cooked and it ended up just hurting my head a little when i smashed it. steph did it but had the same fate, tara did it as well and won a nice box of goodies. she thought i was making fun of me and militiously through a tater tot at me. i was not impressed, she apologized but i dont think she meant it. i put a tater tot in jays cereal which made me laugh and laugh and laugh. but not as much as this next bit. jay said he would give me 5 dollars if i hit tim in the face with an egg. i didnt want to hit him in the face but i did want to hit him so i waited until he turned around. here is a picture of what happened.

if you click on the picture you can see a larger version. picture is courtesy of joe dooling.

i got this email from my dad. what a joker he is. be sure to check out the cat joke.

Dear Confused son #2,

The current plan is:

#1 - Vanessa and I will show up at 1pm on Tuesday to get any stuff you can spare.

#2 - Friday at about 1.30pm, Carl will pick you up with the rest of your stuff and get you either to Grammy's or to Dale's in Southampton.

#3 - Either David, or mom, or Mike, or the cat will pick you up for the trip to Canaan. If they can't, Vanessa & I will bring you to Canaan on Sunday.

If you call tonight, I'll be arriving at Uncle Dave's at about 8pm. His # is ***-***-****

Love Dad

i woke up early this morning, and finished my stoopid english paper that is due in a couple of hours. i also whipped up some stupid extra credit assignment which may help my teacher to forget that this paper is probably of about second grade caliber. after reading my conclusion again, which is approximately 2 pages long i realized that in my tired state i actually used physics and chemistry in my paper. what a friggin geek i am. i used newtons laws and lechatliers principle to help define my point that there is a delicate balance between order and disorder. truly horrific use of their theories and im sure any real scientist would shoot me if they read my paper.

how come i never noticed that princess leah had such a money body?

several bits of fun for todays afternoon entry. i watched the empire strikes back today, good film. played baseball in the fens, and cole sliced his lip wide open on a ground ball. also, there is a bathroom on the first floor of my building. it is very small and right by the front door, so it only gets used when drunk kids have to piss before they can get upstairs. apparently a girl got trapped inside sometime last night. the NU pd had to come and cut a huge hole in the door. my hall is the best.

drank a bunch of beer last night, and made a fool of myself in front of a bunch of girls. i apparently blacked out because stevio told me of some more ridiculousnesses that i did. i dont remember how i got into my building last night. i apparently woke up in the night and tried to piss into the fridge. haha, beer is awesome.