Friday, October 31, 2003

4 pieces of information today:

1.) The WB Mason truck stalled out hardcore while i was waiting to cross the street. it wouldnt have been funny if it hadnt been so loud and the guy started swearing in front of about 20 college kids.

2.) I saw a homeless guy singing that song '76 trombones' from the music man ... you know the one, "76 trombones led the big parade, with 110 cornets close at hand ...."

3.) While reading an article today i learned that through atms the government is compiling some sort of super database, using our pictures from the atm camera, our bank accounts, and our fingerprints from the screen. this will make it easier to apprehend fugitives and whatnot.

4.) I made that last thing up, but i did think about it while i was getting money out of the atm and from now on i will be using my knuckles to select items on all touch screens. jeez, did you really think that that conspiracy garbage was true? where do you think we are ... england?

Sunday, October 26, 2003

Lucia Honaker 10 (7:24:05 PM): Hi forever27jd
Lucia Honaker 10 (7:24:15 PM): Watch Fred Flintstone Analy Violate Willma! Never Before Seen Anime!!
FOREVER27 JD (7:24:26 PM): how bout l anally violate you
FOREVER27 JD (7:24:37 PM): and then we film it and show it to ur parents
FOREVER27 JD (7:25:12 PM): then l have a snack

"Remember our bet, win or lose, you lick in between each of my toes until i am satisfied"
-jeff