Friday, March 19, 2004

sometime early today i think, my site broke 10,000 hits ... good for mattio's lounge eh? and good for all of you who endured it over 10 thousand times.
my left shoe squeaks. i hate it.

Thursday, March 18, 2004

its snowing again. stupid snow. mother nature needs to cool it with the snow and throw us some more not horrible weather. if it werent for my hour commute on the highway, i wouldnt really care about the snow. but since any kind of precipitation creates mass hysteria on the pike it is very inconvenient.
finally there is a mattjohnston.com

Wednesday, March 17, 2004

for those wondering who this "kinlin" kid i speak of is, just read and let the enlightenment begin
Additions to the Previous List:
Whoopi Goldberg
Cousin Larry from perfect strangers
Piper (evil caf. lady)
Estelle Getty
Stanislaw Ulam
Andrei Chikatilo
Steven Seagal
Pedro Lopez
Lorena Bobbit
Jamie Foxx
Dr. Harold Shipman
James Earl Ray (or whoever shot MLK)
Tallat Pasha
Vince McMahon
happy st. patricks day ... when beer turns green in boston.

Tuesday, March 16, 2004

not to linger on the whole passion of christ thing, but if the jews werent responsible for killing jesus, then who was? im not asking to be sarcastic, i really dont know. does anyone know the second half of the argument?

Monday, March 15, 2004

Worst People of All-Time (not in order):
Adolf Hitler
Vlad Tepes
Benito Mussolini
Julius Rosenberg
Mao Tse-tung
Benedict Arnold
A.J. (106 and Park)
Timothy McVeigh
Osama Bin Laden
Janis Joplin
Sadaam Hussein
Bruce Barrett (high school guidance counselor)
Slobodan Milosevic
Fidel Castro
Tomas de Torquemada
Martha Stewart
Joseph Stalin
Skeet Ulrich (just for the name)
Pol Pot
Bill Bellion (high school french teacher, volunteer fireman)
Rasputin

thats all i have for now ... and its time to go home. so lemme know who else makes the list. no doubt ill have to endure many stupid suggestions.
Buffy Does Jacksonville
beach party 2004 was a rousing success, despite my complete and total lack of preparation. thankfully my friends and roomates took the time and money to purchase delicious beverages, decorations (beachy stuff), bring in beach chairs, and invite people. i didnt do any of these things, nevermind clean the apartment before or after the party. to be fair though, not a tremendous amount of cleaning was done after the party. i also have yet to chip in for the booze or decorations. in fact, i slept from 430-930 and by then people were showing up and the boozefest had begun. despite my low involvement level i did have a fantastic time highlighted by key appearances danielle, scandier, justine, byrne (sp?) and his sister (hospital visit ... oopsy), nader, Ja, jeff allen, buckley, shaw reshaw way, pete street, and 1000 other people i never met before. good times.
good weekend. friday i went out with work buddies. disguised as team bonding, many beers were consumed on the company dollar. first we went to the sunset grill in allston, famous for its absolutley silly beer selection. 112 taps. some obscene amount of different beers. next we tried jillians where leo (age 35) got turned away for only having his hong kong id. boston billiards didnt care so we drank and played more. the older gentlemen grew tired around 12 and left me to carouse by my solo. i returned to jillians in hopes of meeting up with jess, neil, martin, and a slew of neil's crew. luckily i knew somebody working there and disappeared into Tequila Rain (the club downstairs) to continue my search. i found them, enjoyed a wet t-shirt contest, drank more beer, and stumbled home around 230. while on the home stretch, within sight of my building, you know what happens? my right shoelace comes undone. great, just what i needed. honestly retying a shoe that has already been tied ... that seems a little ridiculous. once should be more than enough.