newest and yes, best, idea lately: steel toed sandals.

microsoft software crashes ... do i want to send an error report? dont be ridiculous. i bet willy gates really pays a lot of attention to those babies.

wooden shoes? how comfortable could they be.

remember byung yung kim? i wonder where hes delivering pizzas.

when they grab you with those metal claws you can't break free. because they're made of metal, and robots are strong.