well, last night was pseudo exciting. i went over to my brothers house and hung out for awhile. i watched part of the movie called, "the big squeeze". it seemed a little crappy but i think it might be ok. after that i went to white river jct. to drink some beers. it was fun and we played scrabble. i love that game. anyway, i got to see Nina my neighbor which was cool since i havent seen her for awhile. hopefully there is something a little more exciting to do tonight. who knows. at any rate jeffrey allen's site was excellent yesterday i recommend it. i woke up today at 645 to piss out some beer, naturally i went back to sleep. then i woke up again at like 930 except i didnt think that it was 930. i thought it was much later. i seriously thought it was like 330. imagine my distaste when i found out it was actually 930. i went back to bed immediately afterwards. there is no school today in my highschool so my little brother is home. so that is cool, we can terrorize our little kitten together now. a side note, i lost my little jewish hat, i dont know how to spell it (yamaka?), that i got when i went to my friend jacobs bar mitzfah which makes me slightly saddened. even though i did only wear it once a year and then only to poke fun at the jews, but i liked it anyway. today will be filled with watching a lot of seinfeld. my brother created 7 full length tapes of solid seinfeld. no ads, nothing but seinfeld. i have of course already watched all of the tapes but they are funny anyway.

i came upon some interesting websites, so if you are bored, and i know you probably are if you are reading this. nothing like typing up random words and finding the most offensive or stupid websites. enjoy them as i did. Link #1, Link #2, Link #3, Link #4

im not sure why everything is all centered. but i dont know how to fix it so i will just deal with it. i dont like it.

another intensely interesting night of nothing. i played some hot shots golf then i decided that since it was in fact still snowing that i should shovel. i made some awful comment to my mom, like "if there is too much snow in front of you car, wake me up and ill help". this was definitely a mistake, because my mom is kinda lazy about shoveling. she will do it when she has to, but if she has me to do it, she will wake me up to shovel any and all snow. so, my master plan was to shovel it all late last night and avoid any early morning shoveling. it sort of worked except im a little sore cause that fucking plow kept driving by and depositing snow into my driveway. it is really a pain in the ass. everytime i think im just about done that bastard drives by throwing snow all over the place. i wish i could stop that plow forever. look at this asshole.

added to the list of things that i cant do with a kitten: puzzle making. also on the list: eating and sleeping peacefully.

It angers me to find that the only soda in my house is "Shasta Moon Mist", some sort of citrus flavored soda. it tastes awful.

well here we are again. i am a bit tired despite waking up quite late. i did a bunch of nothing today. last night was ok, i went to bradford vt, and played some beirut. after that i came home and slept. i did get to check on my grades which was a nice treat. they turned out pretty well except for the fact that there was no grade for physics. that physics grade will make or break my deans list. i was a little upset that they would post some of the grades and not other ones. i wasnt too impressed. it snowed again today, putting the grand total of snow up to over 8 inches. and i ask you: WHAT IS GOING ON. and i answer: it appears that i have forgotten that during the months of november through april it is allowed to snow in my lovely town. i played a little hot shots golf, which was fun. i thought of a bunch of stuff to write earlier but i have forgotten most of it.

well, i spent most of the afternoon watching seinfeld which was enjoyable, and now my interests turn to how i will spend the evening. after making my mother dinner and spending the evening watching tv with her, she should be properly buttered up to give me some money and lend me the car for the night. once that business is taken care of i only need to find a place to get drunk since our normal drinking place has become boring and more importantly, the other residents of the apartment building have disallowed parties on weekdays. i have been speaking to my friends and we have found it difficult to find a place to drink, since in my small rural town friends with apartments are becoming harder and harder to find. chances are, i will end up spending another exciting night of watching movies and playing playstation. why cant vacation be more fun. i decided that i didnt want to shovel the driveway today because it is only like an inch of really wet snow so shoveling is a waste of my time. time that can be spent inside thinking about what i should do tonight. home sucks.

my boredom overwhelms me. i have just added a comments box on my blog which took about 12 minutes. only about 12 more hours to fill. at least it snowed again so i can shovel. yeeha.

good god, it is still snowing. what the fuck. i would like to take this opportunity to say a big "Fuck You" to my friends in Miami and i hope you are having a good time. i have shoveled my driveway for a total of 3 hours today. wonderful.

well, many things have happened since the last time that i have written. ill try and start from the beginning. on friday of last week, i had my last final at 1 oclock. it sucked. it was really hard even though i brought 3 full notecards with which to cheat with. anyways, with that crap out of the way my dad picked me up and took me home. we stopped at denny's and i had a tasty bacon cheese burger. when i arrived at my house he gave me a hug then one of those handshakes where you hand the guy some money. i think he did the handshake just so he could do that little move. i dont care, cuz he gave me money. i told him about getting arrested and he was just like, oh ok. i think it would have been a bigger deal if i had had to call him from jail or something. at any rate, my sisters boyfriends brothers birthday was on saturday. well, actually it is today but he had his party on saturday. even though it sounds like relationship by 5 degrees or whatever, we are actually good friends so i went to his thing. the catch was that i had seen my mom for about 20 minutes the whole time i had been back and was now heading back to boston where curtis goes to school. oops. curtis and his friends had spent the entire day setting up the beer olympics. what a good idea that was in practice awful. i was on the practice squad to determine if in fact there was beer in all of the right places and stuff. holy shit. these olympics were insane. let it be noted that this was all timed so we had to go as fast as possible. first, we only had to fill up a pitcher of beer with less than one inch of head. not too hard. then we had to do 2 more events that werent overly interesting so i will not identify them individually but the bottem line is we each had to drink about another cup worth of beer. the next event was flip cup. during which we had to keep playing until the pitcher we had filled was empty. naturally we were drunk even before the olympics and the first events hadnt sobered us up much so flipcup took a little while even though each time we filled up our cups pretty full. next, we had to fill up a cup to the very top and carry it to the end of the hall. but whoever carried it couldnt touch the ground. quite dangerous with 4 drunk idiots. next we had to play a game called empty the pitcher. good god. the four of us had to pound a pitcher of beer. that one was pretty hard, mainly because the pitcher had been filled up like 2 hours before so now was very warm and pukealiscious. then 2 of the four of us had to sit on the ground and have a cup of beer poured into our mouths by the other two. again i made a mistake and sat down. then we got to do a waterfall as the last event where we basically had to drink a full cup of beer. 11 minutes and 10 seconds. that was awful. needless to say no real groups went through the olympics after watching the way the four of us stumbled about. that was pretty much the excitement for the weekend except for little side notes like again i found store 24 closed at around 2 oclock. those fuckers need to change their name. it was very nice on sunday and even though we didnt go to the st. patty day parade or anything at all to do with st. pattys, it was fun. i woke up this morning around 2 to find that it had, and was snowing. now i have to shovel the driveway. this sucks.

ok, finally i was able to sign in to this shithole of a website and add another post. i seriously hate this thing. to those especially nosy friends who check this 4 times a day you may have noticed a post that said "this thing is pissing me off". i since removed that post because i was sick of hearing questions about what it meant. the reason for that post was i was trying to mess with the code so i could have a comments section but i failed and was having a difficult time doing anything at all. whatever. i came up with a whole bunch of stuff to add in here but have been unable to get to this website. at any rate, this will be sort of random, and likely difficult to follow. hopefully i can remember most of it. i was looking at a bunch of peoples profiles so i shall share the best ones with you. earlier in joe's profile:
FOREVER27JD: knock knock
SmarterChild: Who's there?
FOREVER27JD: smarterchild
SmarterChild: Smarterchild who?
FOREVER27JD: smarterchild likes men!!!
SmarterChild: Smarterchild likes men! Ha....... Yes! Good one, Joey!
earlier in manole's profile:
have you ever been jerking off..and you fucking tell yourself to stop right before you cum, so you can beat off for a lil longer..but it just feels so good you bust everywhere?
from ricky's profile:
a girl told me recently that my standards were too high. well you know what? fuck her! why should i lower my standards to be with someone who doesn't live up to my expectations. and what girl would want to be the one that i settle for? no. fuck that. i will not settle for less.
good call ricky. from kaitlin's:
I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished
from dave's:
Seen on a bathroom wall: If you voted for Bush in the last election, you can't take a shit here. Your asshole is in Washington
ok, well done folks, you make me laugh. have you ever woken up in the middle of the day on a thursday and no one wants to eat because they got up at reasonable hours of the day and therefore have already eaten. bullshit. last evening i went to the liquor store and while inside mike found someone who wanted to get some booze and so he gave me money and i had to go back in like i had forgotten something. it was a bad idea, but i did it and basically got a bottle for myself for only 5 dollars as a result. i tried those new bacardi silver things, they are ok, but too sweet in my opinion. the liquor store guy said if i was ever a couple of bucks short they could cover me. little do they know i could shut their little shop down for selling to a minor. they are nice anways though. since i had this bottle of captains i got to do some boozing last evening with mike, steph, and tara. when i arrived to stephs room to deliver their booze, who was standing there but stevio. i didnt expect to see him there, but sure enough, there he was. that was a little weird, but i got over it. little steph niro was probably the drunkest ive ever seen anyone. she made me laugh uncontrollably on several occasions. she had some quote that i was going to put in my profile but i forgot it. it was something like "when you bounce my legs, it feels like im doing it!". priceless. i have finished my calculus final as well as my physics final. i did poorly on my calculus class, but still got an A in the class so who gives a fuck what i got on the final. it is very unlikely that i did well on the physics final despite the fact that it was very easy. i deserve to not get a good grade since basically the only studying i did, was convert mikes 5 pages of formulas into a notecard i could sneak into the final. it didnt help much. i have my chemistry final tomorrow at 1. that should be hard. i kid who took it today said it was the hardest test he has ever taken in his life. i cant wait. last evening, i was riding in the elevator and i noticed a poland springs bottle half filled with piss. disgusting. worse than that however was the next time i was in the elevator the level of piss had been increased. this means that someone had to pick up a bottle that already had piss in it, and then add some of their own piss to it. sweet bastard. there was a chair in the elevator as well. i almost i sat on it until i saw 2 or 3 different colored stains. on closer inspection i am very glad that i didnt sit down because they were very sticky. during my last trip in the elevator last evening i noticed a pool of urine on the seat. college is great. i ran into my RA while helping steph down to her room. im glad he doesnt care. otherwise we would be in big trouble. last night i left an away message to the effect of "sleeping like a baby". joe, my accursed roomate left this message for me, which i received early this afternoon. "sometimes babies die in their sleep, i hope that happens to you". thanks joe. i dont believe i ever mentioned my all nighter. perhaps i did. i am far too lazy to check my posts, but at any rate, i stayed up all night last thursday eve in order to write several papers for english. i did in fact finish them but the newest one was no doubt the worst paper ive ever written. my friend scott told me about one of his friends at UNH that wrote a paper which rivals mine. it started off by saying, "Here are some of the things i like". then it was just a list of things he liked. his next paragraph began, "and these are some things i dont like". line after line of things he didnt like. wow. have you ever changed you buddy icon to something ridiculous when you were drunk and then forgotten about it so you had a moronic icon but didnt know it. realizing it isnt a very fun feeling. i got a letter that said someone sent a scholorship to the school on my behalf. whoever did that. thanks. just send cash next time. the construction on Huntington continues and still there is no indication of any kind of plan or method. refriggindiculous. ive recently become aware that natalie portman (my soulmate) goes to school at harvard right across the river. i have also been told that jessica biel goes to tufts. and jonathan taylor thomas goes to harvard as well. adam and my plan is to track them down one day and kill jonathan taylor thomas, and kidnap the two girls. or maybe have sex with them. that is our plan. the other day i sent many people this link. i apologize to any of you who clicked on it. i was also tricked into doing it by that jerk adam wood. send it to your enemies. they will hate you. hamel and i were talking about how annoying it was when you turn on your computer and it prompts you for a password even if you dont have one. and if you do all you have to do is click cancel to bypass it. i wonder if there is a way to get rid of that. it serves no purpose except to piss me off. i hate it.

i just posted that cuz i dont like to make these too long, plus i was being plagued with questions of when i was going to get a new blog up, since i had earlier said one would be posted 2 hours ago. at any rate, let me continue my tale. emerson paid his fine and we left to go get something to eat. he paid for some chinese which was good then i got on the bus to come home. for those who didnt konw i had missed my calculus final for the accursed court shit, so i was supposed to take it when i got back tonight. on the bus (which for some reason was completely full) i had to sit next to the most obnoxious fat girl who couldnt stop talking about her trip to montreal. she would engage me in conversation despite the fact that i didnt look at her or even have my eyes open. i hate people like that. i got here and took my calculus final which wasnt very hard. my math professor gave me a sandwhich. it wasnt very good, but i ate it anyway. now i am supposed to be studying for my physics final which i have no idea what to do on, but i dont think i will. i tried to study with mike and steph but i am not sure i know how to study. oh well, ill just have to pray to god and or satan for a good grade. i wonder if my physics ILS teacher would take it for me if i slept with her. i doubt it that prissy bitch.

ah yes, it has been a couple of days since i last wrote in this. this is due to the fact that this is finals week, but more importantly that i had a court date that many of you already knew about. to try and make up for it, i will give you a brief rundown of what happened on the last two days. monday i basically did nothing except for collect my resources. i emptied my bank account, sold my calculus book, and cashed my savings bonds. since i got up pretty early (for me) i was done this stuff by around 1. i went to dinner with hamel and reshawn. i got 2 chicken sandwiches and i put bbq sauce on them. they were pretty good. i was disappointed though that the milk dispenser was out of skim milk. i had to get soda. but i checked back later and there was more. hamel gave me one of his peanut butter cookies. it was good. i then returned to play some hot shots golf. i swear to god i am addicted to that game. as a matter of fact the second i am done writing this i will likely be playing. at any rate, then i went to my calculus final which was completely packed, with people sitting on the stairs and everything. some huge black guy kept farting and blaming it on the little asian girl next to him. it made everyone laugh and laugh each time he did it. i would like to take this moment to say, that i am now confident that i am being protected either by the hand of god, or the dark lord himself. from this point on in the story virtually everything went my way. despite this fact, this has probably been the worst 28 hours of my life. the T came about 5 seconds after i got to the stop. when i had to change to the redline sure enough there was another train sitting waiting for me. i got to south station, bought my ticket, and walked to the bus, which i promptly boarded and it left about 2 minutes later. after a hideously long busride, i arrived in the fine town of White River Jct., VT. i called my buddys cell and he was already on the way to go to a store right next to the bus stop. after that the weird coincidences end. traveled by bus, which is apparently free now, thanks to Dartmouth College, to court where the real fun began. me and emerson were scheduled for 130 and we were there 30 mins early to check in with the clerk. we got called up together and received our sentences. i was fined 100 dollars for the transportation of alcohol charge, and the 250$ minimum for the illegal possesion charge. plus a 70$ court fine. bringing the total to a round 420$. i had 410 bucks in my wallet and 14 in the ATM. emerson lent me the ten and i was all set. emerson faired less well. he had an illegal weapons charge, transportation of drugs, DUI, and transportation of alcohol charge. he received something stupid like 2500 dollars in fines (900 suspended) plus he lost his liscense for 2 years. he also has to pay for counseling and go back to court in 6 months to see how it is going. those mother fuckers. sorry emerson.

i would to apologize to stevios friends for mixing up their names. they turned out to be alright guys. bill is the one that wears the big glasses and the other one is jim. sorry. at any rate, i got to see stevio very messed up last night, stumbling and puking and chanting very deep and philosophical things like: "you dont know the fear, unless you got the fear, man". i suppressed my laughter. overall a fairly uneventful evening, me and jay played a whole bunch of golf, so now all of the courses are unlocked and all but 3 of the characters. i tried for hours today to try and unlock daryl, but he is being a mother fucker and keeps beating me. i wish he was real so i could beat his mustache face in. we saw another mouse in my room yesterday, and it was totally white so i named him cracka. earlier today i saw the 2 of them playing in some of stevios papers. i laughed and watched them run around. last night me nader, pars (sort of), leah, ray, jean claude van lamb, and some girl watched we were soldiers. it was better than i thought it would be. it wasnt as much like the patriot and braveheart as i expected. but the similarities were there. also of note, yesterday it was ridiculously warm out. i couldnt believe it. later last night however, it was hurricane style wind and rain. i didnt like it. today it was just windy and cold.