some quotes from Page 2.

"I've taken a lot of crap from a lot of people. Probably more than anybody in the history of this sport. I know Hank [Aaron] and Jackie [Robinson] took a good deal of crap, but I guarantee it wasn't for six years. I just keep thinking: How much am I supposed to take?"
-- John Rocker

"I've had to overcome a lot of diversity."
-- Drew Gooden discussing his NBA career

"I'm just gonna go up there and give 110%. That's all you can give."
-- Brad getting ready for his challenge in MTV's "Inferno II."

"I hate him. Everybody says I'm supposed to be polite when I talk to you all, but I hate him. He talks too much, he doesn't make sense, he's fat, he's sloppy, he acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly, he stinks, his mouth stinks, his breath stinks, and basically his soul stinks, too. Not too many people have personalities like that and survive in life. I don't know how he does it."
-- Panthers DT Kris Jenkins on Warren Sapp

"I'm always trying to see what the joke is, so I miss the play that's called and I've got to ask a teammate."
-- Joe Johnson on the Phoenix's gorilla mascot

"It moisturizes my situation and maintains my sexy."
-- P. Diddy in an infomercial for Proactiv skin care

on erics and kinlins blog, there is a link at the top: "Next Blog". i assumed that it would take me to a random blog. i think it did. here it is. not a lot of content, but they really hammer that message in. anyone know where i can get a hyundai? the next one i looked at was all in arabic. i dont read arabic that well but i think i got the gist of it: I AM A TERRORIST. I WILL DESTROY ALL THE INFIDEL AMERICANS. probably something like that.

ps. boop boop, bellybutton.

"... if you're appearing on a radio or television show in which you have to express an opinion in a short amount of time, there's inherent pressure to make that opinion as strong as possible". -Bill Simmons

this statement is so simple and true, im ashamed for not having thought of it already. good one bill.

ps. did anyone see the "look-alike" Weakest Link episode yesterday. pretty good.

pps. Merv Griffin is a god.

i just did something totally crazy. comments are now listed oldest on top, instead of vice versa. dont be scared.

started reading "The Fountainhead" by Ayn Rand. i only write this post so i can know how long it took me to read. curiosity you see. sorry for wasting your time.

the fan cooling my face blows with air heated in the center of the sun. thats where its the hottest. on a related note, the 3rd floor of 1472 Tremont St. shall be now be known as "i-wanna-end-myself-hot-floor-of-horrible-terrors-and-murderous-temperature".

for basically my entire co-op ive been sciencing up numbers for a report. the report was turned in a couple weeks ago now. ive mentioned this. evidently, we found something out, because i, nor my boss or the vast majority of co-workers, has the security clearance to see the report. check this out, not only can we not look at, but they went into our computers and deleted (or moved atleast) everything that had to do with it.

michael jackson is not-guilty. i guess. where were you when you heard? ill tell you where i was. enjoying the sweetness of osi's ac on the pike into boston. so he was found not guilty on 10 counts. the good part of the story is that we switched to another station as soon as they were done reading the verdict and the song playing was "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson.

Woman's Ashes Replaced with Potato Chips (Sour-Cream-and-Onion)...

this is actually really cool. it worked best for me when i didnt choose the yellow dots to stare at. i used a point in the middle of the 3.

wow.

"she just gave you the finger ... the middle one"

-Ben

check this out, not too too exciting, but if youre bored, it is worth knowing about, i guess.


what the hell does teen spirit smell like anyway? cause i think i smell some.

midget bull-fighting, yes yes

today was Day 2 of what will no doubt be forever known as, "Mattio's Summer of Horrible Pain and Suffering".

the following is taken directly from a Glaceau Vitamin Water bottle. i havent altered the capitalization or punctuation in any way, except whats in brackets:

formula 50

grape (50% daily dose) [daily dose of grape?]

50 cent's new album is bound to go platinum. so formula 50 decided to go platinum too. not to be outdone, we are happy to announce the release of our own album, "hydrate or die tryin'"[good god]. all we need is one little shout out at the MTV video music awards. suckaz be movin' out the way at them beverage conferences [WHAT!?!]. plus, our drink has the nutrients you need to fuel you through your day. that's just how we roll here in queens [bottled in Whitestone, NY, which is plenty close enough, but still].

vitamins + water = all you need [doubt it]

the inside is natural, the outside is plastic. [under the nutrition facts: contains less than 1% juice]

i cant believe it. plus the "water" is a fairy pinky purple color. i refuse to taste it.

looking mean ....