joe passed out, piss drunk in miami. real classy. as joe says "free drinks till 4 am".

the funniest part about this picture is the title: My Fucked Up Roomate. Joe found this pic on the direct connect hub. he lives in my building. he likes to play pool.

i need to find someone with my math book. i shouldnt have sold that thing.

2 notes of disgustingness to report on here in william crombie white hall. first i saw a toothbrush on the floor near the urinal area, then i saw it by the sink later on, and then it was gone. i hope someone isnt using it. that makes me want to puke. on the second floor i saw a pair of panties outside of the girls bathroom. me and joe were going to put them on stevios desk until we noticed the very large shit stain on them. awful. absolutely revolting. ladies, if you do get shit stains on your panties feel free not to leave them on the ground in the middle of the floor.

this post is entitled: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FOREVER27JD: mono, hey
CrashN2me71: faget, whats up
FOREVER27JD: when will u ever spell that correctly
CrashN2me71: i do
FOREVER27JD: faggot
CrashN2me71: no, you're a special kind of fag
CrashN2me71: the kind u spell faget
FOREVER27JD: man ur gay
CrashN2me71: thats even gayer than a faggot
FOREVER27JD: l never cared for u much
CrashN2me71: i never will care for u
FOREVER27JD: in fact most time l could go w/out u
CrashN2me71: so u do care for me tho
CrashN2me71: u faget
FOREVER27JD: ahh yes rape
FOREVER27JD: its what yo mama likes
CrashN2me71: i know
FOREVER27JD: and she'll get it
FOREVER27JD: when u comin to town
CrashN2me71: tonight i think
CrashN2me71: i said tonight
FOREVER27JD: u goin open mic?
CrashN2me71: i dunno, when is it
FOREVER27JD: like 8 or 9-11
CrashN2me71: i dunno, ive been in bed before 11 for like the past 5 nights
FOREVER27JD: l have the past 2 nights
FOREVER27JD: so congrats to us both
CrashN2me71: wow, someone grew some balls
CrashN2me71: now im gonna punch and kick them repeatedly
FOREVER27JD: wow, hamel, l hate your mother
CrashN2me71: but u still like me, u dirty flamer
CrashN2me71: die and rot u piece of dirty homosexual trash
FOREVER27JD: l hate u more than ur mother
CrashN2me71: hows the pedal
FOREVER27JD: not bad
CrashN2me71: hows yo moms ass
CrashN2me71: all bruised and stuff
FOREVER27JD: l havent checked recently
CrashN2me71: o yea, i forgot u liked tg's ass more
CrashN2me71: you're gross
FOREVER27JD: man u love the cock tday
FOREVER27JD: what a fag u are
CrashN2me71: haha
FOREVER27JD: how many classes u missed this week
CrashN2me71: 5
CrashN2me71: i emailed all my teachers so they know i have mono
FOREVER27JD: u shoulda made out w/ them
FOREVER27JD: or did u?
CrashN2me71: wow, u should keep trying
CrashN2me71: you're almost to the funny point
CrashN2me71: but not really, u still suck penis
FOREVER27JD: yea l was goin for the "funny point" u fag
CrashN2me71: huh? i mean you're almost to the point of being funny
CrashN2me71: what a fag, u dont even understand english, you're a stupid homo too
FOREVER27JD: why dont u go get anally raped again
FOREVER27JD: cuz u love that shit
FOREVER27JD: u probly got nasty deseases from all that
FOREVER27JD: too much gay butt sex for ya
CrashN2me71: u should learn how to spell diseases u big friggen idiot
CrashN2me71: what are u gonna say?
CrashN2me71: u prob shouldnt say anything, cause u dont understand english and u cant spell
CrashN2me71: all u do here is get raped
FOREVER27JD: man l hope someone rapes u so hard in the ass and then in your own mouth
FOREVER27JD: TODAY!!!!!
CrashN2me71: haha
CrashN2me71: thats all u got cause thats all u know
CrashN2me71: rape
CrashN2me71: nothing else, just rape
CrashN2me71: hard and dirty
CrashN2me71: just like your mother likes it
FOREVER27JD: lm not really into rape much, unless its ur mother
FOREVER27JD: is that why u like it?
FOREVER27JD: cuz ur mom likes it?
FOREVER27JD: probly
CrashN2me71: haha, fool
FOREVER27JD: ur gonna get railed by a homeless person someday and its gonna be dirty and funny at the same time
CrashN2me71: prob your mom, cause shes not gettin far in her prostitution business, she'll be moved out on the streets soon
FOREVER27JD: ohh is that right?
CrashN2me71: yes
CrashN2me71: and good 1 by the way
FOREVER27JD: thanx asshole
FOREVER27JD: itd be so funny if mono killed u dead
FOREVER27JD: ld laugh for days
CrashN2me71: laugh it up, cause you're gettin it
FOREVER27JD: but lm not gonna die from it
FOREVER27JD: like u
CrashN2me71: o yea, i forgot i had the special case of it
FOREVER27JD: ur moms gonna give me head then lm goin to me 405 but l'll cya later man

i forgot to mention that me and joe went to look at housing for next year. it was pretty much a waste of time because they are all a lot better than what we have now so it basically just made me sick to have to come home to our ridiculous triple. i added buddy comments to everybodys screename who is online. i make myself laugh.

it just occured to me that a good april fools joke would be to pretend today was april fools day since no one would expect it.

nothing overly eventful happened yesterday. i was pretty unimpressed. i got to see the redsox play toronto on tv. that was good fun except that pedro got fucking shelled for like 7 runs in 4 innings. now he has an era of 12 or something. joe stole the marshmallow container out of stetson west which was a fantastic steal. not only is it a cool container but now we have a whole bunch of mallows. i had a chumongous amount of homework to do last evening most of which i did not do. that was a mistake because now i have to do it in between classes, which i generally do not enjoy doing. how come 2nd quarter was so much easier. this is bullshit. my stupid 8 oclock class today was awful because professor peehole doesnt know how to teach. i spent many distracting hours at the computer last night talking to people that joe and sabrina knew. i convinced this one girl i was some kid named mike, and we had a lengthy conversation despite the fact that i continuously made fun of her big ass, telling her more than once to "back that shit up". i know that she can just click on the link in my profile to read this and get the lowdown, but what do i care. its not like i know who this girl is. so everyone reading this give a nice HELLO to steph4sayz, and tell her she has a ghetto booty, or something to that effect. i now have to slave away writing a program with software i dont have in a language that i dont understand. i cant wait.

i have been trying to come up with some really clever april fools jokes but i have come up empty so far so if you are reading this and have any ideas, IM me or something. so far for april jokes that have been played on me Joe gets minus 2 points for lying to me about what time it was. what a jerk.

i didnt have sex with Whimzey's mom. april fools.

ok, several new gems to report on this evening. MIKE IF YOU ARE READING THIS: STOP IMMEDIATELY. MICHAEL JOHNSTON, IF YOU ARE READING THIS I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR SCRAWNY LITTLE ASS. even though i know now he is probably reading this i have to tell this wonderful story. my father has the worst sense of timing in the world. maybe he thinks if i am distracted by a holiday or big event i wont flip out about things he tells me. first he tells me that he is getting divorced with my mom on superbowl sunday. at halftime. what a fool. now, flash forward to the present. his girlfriend, who is very literally half his age (27 and 54) currently lives in south africa. he told me on the way to church today (easter sunday) that he was getting married to her on the 10th and he was going to south africa to do it. holy shit, i swear to god he was going to say april fools afterward and i waited the rest of the day but he never said it. midlife crisis what. my once "normal" family has now become the posterchild of disfunctionality. my future step mom is 4 years older than my brother. in other news, i went to see showtime and it was better than i expected.

this is going to be sort of a stupid post, as opposed to the rest of my posts which are always incredibly important and amazing. the main purpose of this is going to be to bitch about my teachers and classes. first of all, yesterday i had my physics ILS class, which i never really liked, in the first place. i hate having a required 2.5 hour class that is worth no credits. my ILS teacher is the soviet mastermind i had for physics lecture last quarter, that colonel kravchenko. his explanations were just as i remembered them being. so boring that i want to rip off my own ears and stab myself in the eyes with my pen. he did come up with this little gem of knowledge though: "Dogs create smell, and they feel each other". im not really sure what the hell he was talking about. somehow he related that to electric fields. i think he should go back to his communist home immediately. i hate my math teacher with a passion. he is the worst teacher i have ever had the opportunity to deal with. first of all he looks weird. his eyes are sunken into his head like pissholes in the snow, and he has a really bushy white beard. he teaches us like we are morons, asking questions that arent worth our time to answer. that is the worst part. since no one answers him, he tries to explain it in more detail so the class drags and drags. not too mention it is at 8 in the morning. how can i be expected to do mathematics at 8 on a friday morning. ridiculous. i also dont think im going to like my C++ programming class because i dont know diddly poo about programming. my teacher seems ok though. my one problem with him is he tries to make the class too interactive but nobody else wants to. he asks questions and nobody answers. soon he will realize that we just want to be told how to do it, and not made to make fools of ourselves when we incorrectly answer his stupid questions. come to think of it he is kind of a jerk and he will likely turn out to be a crazy jew killing machine. i forgot to mention that my TA for physics ILS is pretty goodlooking so maybe ill be able to take of that student-teacher fantasy thing.

it has been awhile since i last wrote in this mainly because i have been without computer. i had to drop my cpu over at my brothers house because my parents are ridiculous. neither my mom or my dad wanted to drive me back to school so after a fun discussion/fight it was decided to send me to school on a bus. therefore i decided that i didnt want to bring my cpu on the bus and then the subway as it is awkward to carry and basically just a bad idea. the reason i had to bring it to my brothers house is because my parents are children and interact as little as possible so part of the deal was that stuff my dad was bringing down to me later would be left at davids house so they wouldnt have to see each other. the end result is that i was more than bored my last few days at home with no money, no car, and no computer, and i also have to wait a week of not having a computer at school which is arguably (spelling?) worse because now i have to walk to that bastard of a library to type up my paper due friday. so, interesting things that have happened recently. hmmm, well, hamel and steph have mono, and probably tim still does which means that most if not all of my friends will soon have this wonderful virus. i cant wait. i heard the beginnings of some interesting happenings from the crew that went to miami. ill get into more detail when more information is available. i would like to take this opportunity, to say a big FUCK YOU to Barton college for making my good friend adam wood take both an alcohol class and an anger management class for swearing at a desk worker. what the hell is wrong with them. joe brought in his 2 giantantic floor speakers so he now has the ability to make everything in the room shake. it is fun. my math teacher is the boringest person known to mankind. not to mention that he is collecting the homework he assigns which means i actually have to do the shit. i have not had to turn in math homework since like 9th grade. also, there may be an attendence grade in physics which displeases me greatly. now i actually have to go to that shit. god dammit. easter is this weekend. alright, we get to celebrate the resurection of christ when he turned into a giant rabbit who hid eggs and ate jelly beans. if i find out how to get home, i get to hang out with my wonderful family. it wouldnt be that bad except for the fact that i hate 90 percent of them. i wish i could just have family functions with my sister and 2 brothers. then i would be excited to go. as sad and twisted as it sounds, i just look at my grandparents and see death creeping into their faces and i think that someone should just finish them off. as you can likely tell, we arent real close. i was just thinking that i used to be in the C&E club (you only go to church on christmas and easter) but as of the last 3 years i have been in the "why do i want to go to church" club. church was a place that i never really enjoyed. it was always boring. i hated it.

today i did a lot of sleeping and now im watching Executive Decision. i slept and did a bunch of nothing today. maybe tomorrow will be fun.

well, yesterday i was playing tomb raider 2 and my friend danny came over to pick me up and we went to the place we always go in white river jct. then there was a kid having a keg party in west hartford. i thought that i lived in the woods. this kid lives like 30 minutes from the nearest road that doesnt look like a snowmobile trail. from rt. 14 you take roads named "podunk rd", "wildlife", and "tiger toe lane". strange names. i kind of like the podunk one, and i was going to steal it until i got foolishly drunk. then i was just concentrating on forming sentences, and walking back and forth from the keg. it was fun until some stupid girls started screaming and generally being ridiculous. oh well. i never gave a full report on my grade situation. somehow i must have gotten about a 10,000 on the physics exam because i pulled B- in there, which means that my grades actually went up. my mom doesnt believe me, and she thinks that somehow i got a fake report card sent home. what the fuck.