everyone in my entire department is at some safety meeting. i have nothing to do except play on the internet. i actually planned ahead though, bringing in stuff to do at work, like de-fucking my schedule as well as some survey on depression.

i heard on the radio today that ben affleck is the sexiest man alive. i have lost the will to live.

good quotes lately:
"Tatjana isnt russian, she's retarded, what a stupid stupid lady". (chris)
"nothing better than college chicks in the shower". (chris)
"oh shit, is that bad".(me) "no big deal, but do it again and chris will call you a retard again" (paul)

there is some ecologic crisis going on about zinc lately. i guess this guy dan is accused of illegally dumping a bunch of zinc down the sink and since the town monitors that in water it was a huge deal. this dan fellow came in and we (me my boss paul and chris) told him that the safety people were saying it was him. he responded by sticking his middle fingers at the safety people and saying "fuckin prove it". it was awesome. since they are hiring new co-ops for next quarter all of my coworkers are trying to get me to give a lowdown on all the hot chicks at nu and to have them apply there. then conversation turned to girls in the building. apparently there is a girl named michele kwan in the other building who is very androgenous. one of the kinds of people you have to ask about the gender. i laughed for about an hour when chris said "that kwan girl has nothing going on. i mean nothing. like an 8 year old boy". oh man, conversation only got worse. i wish i had recorded it or something. it was hilarious. another co-op student who works ther dinah, a senior, is pretty good looking, is a popular topic of discussion. one moment in particular was one chris asked her "why did you get that tongue ring dinah, is it so you can blow horns better. haahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha". then we pointed and laughed.

paul and chris talk about there wives and how awful they are the majority of the work day. it is sort of awkward cause i dont want to be like, "yeah, youre wives sound like bitches". but then i said it anyway and they melted my face off with sulfuric acid. actually i just made that up.

i started working yesterday at duracell, and i like it a lot so far. anyway, my co-workers are morons. im sure they are very smart, but they can act like little kids. paul, a technician i work with, put a latex glove over his whole head and breathed out to fill it up. my boss was talking with the guy in the cubicle across from me and the only part of the conversation i heard was " ... and that is why breasts are the center of the universe." today the quote of the day occurred when i was being shown how to run the recompacting machine by paul and chris. chris was showing me how to override all of the stupid safety checks: "who gives a fuck about safety? not us." that made my day, as i laughed nervously. chris and paul spend most of the work day bitching about their wives, and i just sort of nod since i dont have a wife. it is sort of awkward cause i dont want to be like "yeah your wives sound like bitches". then i said it to them anyway, and they melted my face off with sulfuric acid. actually i made that up.

have you ever gone through your entire buddylist and checked everyones away messages. and when your done, checked them again to see if any changed. i also enjoy checking out who has been online the longest. the winner is kayla with 5 days, 23 hours and 57 minutes and the loser being andrea with 15 minutes. although by the time i got done checking how long everyone was online for, 5 minutes have gone by, so those times are approximate.

today i will be travelling north to merrimac, ma. why you ask. well i will tell you. my sister and her boyfriend reside there and i must recruit her services to drive me out to western mass somewhere. why am i going there. again i answer, my dad is singing in a choir and they are performing faure requiem or something. before you ask i will state my reasons for going through all this trouble. not only would i actually enjoy this concert, but i am dead broke and must beg him for money otherwise i very literally cannot afford to transport myself to my job. on that note, i recently conquered the hair follicle drug test. ive been telling myself that quitting drugs would pay off and it finally has. i am the best.

last night we had a party in our room. actually it was more like me hamel kinlin and eric playing beirut and a bunch of other people there. to her credit steph did play a match as my partner before quitting while behind. ummm, marissa her sister courtney farah and kayla all stopped by. erika and andrea also were here for a time and colleen is also on the honorary guestlist. she outclassed us all by bringing the grey goose. touche. i finally got to say something i had been meaning to for awhile i just wish i didnt have to be drunk to say it.

while experts have found that one ounce of special k and 4 ounces of milk can be part of a healthy diet, however one ounce of special k and 5 ounces of milk is deadly poison.

i have found that i am becoming more and more nocturnal. each day more awake hours shift a little more. for example, yesterday, i was awake from the hours of 3 until 430. and i woke up today at 330. so to counteract this i have two equally unpleasant options. i can A, stay up for an extra days cycle which will likely produce 2 things. the first will be me being all giddy and slap happy from being tired and the second i will be in bed by like 845 tomorrow night (thirsty thursday). anyway, option B, is going to sleep at a reasonable hour even though i am not the slightest bit tired. more likely i will try to go to sleep but end up lying in bed sweating for several hours before passing out due to heat exhaustion. why would i be so hot you ask? our airconditioners were removed for the winter leaving us with very little climate control. our thermostat is currently set at 52 degrees and the very same thermostat says that it is a shade above 80. i know what you are saying. "why dont you open your windows you moron". when i moved in the fall i thought it would be nice to have my computer in front of the window, so if i were to open it my desk and valuable computer would be soaked due to the rain we have been receiving these last couple of days. perhaps youve thought of another way to escape from this heat. use a fan you say. well, my friend we have and do use them but they are far too small to make a difference. otherwise i wouldnt have written this blog in the first place. i bet you didnt think about that, did you, idiot.

i HATE our bathroom light. it is one of those cheap fluorescent tube light things and it is dying. even though i say it is dying it is showing more action now than it ever did. it flickers and flashes and is pretty much an annoying strobe light. so when you brush your teeth you have to do so in the dark or risk spasmatic convulsions caused by the light i have dubbed: the seizure machine. also, our shower nob falls off occasionally. no one even has to be in the bathroom, we were watching tv the other day and during a particularly suspenseful part of the show, the friggin shower thing falls off smashing and clanging in the tub. our bathroom sucks.

yes, as i was reminded by steph, i went on an adventure with the crew from west campus out to jp licks. the ice cream was amazing, but right as we left it started to pour. finishing our icecream we took refuge where all those jerk berklee kids hang out and smoke. i voiced my dislike of the berklee students then and i will do so again. it seems to me that they have nothing better to do than walk around with their guitars and smoke outside. they clog up the entire sidewalk all day everyday. i hate them. anyway, after that we watched scary movie 2 which i had previously not seen. it was definitely funny. all in all, a good, yet sober time. i always find myself smiling after a genuinely fun night that didnt have to involve alcohol. sadly these kinds of days are few and far between. but i hope they are becoming more frequent. because as many of you know i have gotten into a few altercations with bostons finest, and these were largely, if not entirely, due to me being a drunk moron.

have you ever noticed your friends insulting each other then saying "no offense". for example: "that is the ugliest shirt ive ever seen, no offense". that kinda shit never made sense to me.

beyond balderdash was purchased and the next time we have beer, if not before, we will turn one of americas best family games into a drinking game. i personally cannot wait because this is, in my opinion, the best game known to man. except for war.

here is a brief summary of the weekend past. thursday, drinking in the dorm, went to raes, a little drama. friday night, sausage fest at pars. saturday night, raes place then amazing soccer party at andrews. there were stupid amounts of people there and i was witness to 2 wicked fat angry guys fightiing. the police came and i nearly was sent to jail for the rest of my life but i escaped. thanks to my roomates for leaving without me not caring whether i spent another night in jail or not. to their credit they did have 2 guests from home, burn and traynor. they all ran like little girls. kinlin wasnt there but he is still a little girl. actually today is his birthday, so for all you mutha fuckas who didnt tell him happy birthday he has authorized me to hunt down all females in your family and have sex with them.