this is going to be sort of a stupid post, as opposed to the rest of my posts which are always incredibly important and amazing. the main purpose of this is going to be to bitch about my teachers and classes. first of all, yesterday i had my physics ILS class, which i never really liked, in the first place. i hate having a required 2.5 hour class that is worth no credits. my ILS teacher is the soviet mastermind i had for physics lecture last quarter, that colonel kravchenko. his explanations were just as i remembered them being. so boring that i want to rip off my own ears and stab myself in the eyes with my pen. he did come up with this little gem of knowledge though: "Dogs create smell, and they feel each other". im not really sure what the hell he was talking about. somehow he related that to electric fields. i think he should go back to his communist home immediately. i hate my math teacher with a passion. he is the worst teacher i have ever had the opportunity to deal with. first of all he looks weird. his eyes are sunken into his head like pissholes in the snow, and he has a really bushy white beard. he teaches us like we are morons, asking questions that arent worth our time to answer. that is the worst part. since no one answers him, he tries to explain it in more detail so the class drags and drags. not too mention it is at 8 in the morning. how can i be expected to do mathematics at 8 on a friday morning. ridiculous. i also dont think im going to like my C++ programming class because i dont know diddly poo about programming. my teacher seems ok though. my one problem with him is he tries to make the class too interactive but nobody else wants to. he asks questions and nobody answers. soon he will realize that we just want to be told how to do it, and not made to make fools of ourselves when we incorrectly answer his stupid questions. come to think of it he is kind of a jerk and he will likely turn out to be a crazy jew killing machine. i forgot to mention that my TA for physics ILS is pretty goodlooking so maybe ill be able to take of that student-teacher fantasy thing.

it has been awhile since i last wrote in this mainly because i have been without computer. i had to drop my cpu over at my brothers house because my parents are ridiculous. neither my mom or my dad wanted to drive me back to school so after a fun discussion/fight it was decided to send me to school on a bus. therefore i decided that i didnt want to bring my cpu on the bus and then the subway as it is awkward to carry and basically just a bad idea. the reason i had to bring it to my brothers house is because my parents are children and interact as little as possible so part of the deal was that stuff my dad was bringing down to me later would be left at davids house so they wouldnt have to see each other. the end result is that i was more than bored my last few days at home with no money, no car, and no computer, and i also have to wait a week of not having a computer at school which is arguably (spelling?) worse because now i have to walk to that bastard of a library to type up my paper due friday. so, interesting things that have happened recently. hmmm, well, hamel and steph have mono, and probably tim still does which means that most if not all of my friends will soon have this wonderful virus. i cant wait. i heard the beginnings of some interesting happenings from the crew that went to miami. ill get into more detail when more information is available. i would like to take this opportunity, to say a big FUCK YOU to Barton college for making my good friend adam wood take both an alcohol class and an anger management class for swearing at a desk worker. what the hell is wrong with them. joe brought in his 2 giantantic floor speakers so he now has the ability to make everything in the room shake. it is fun. my math teacher is the boringest person known to mankind. not to mention that he is collecting the homework he assigns which means i actually have to do the shit. i have not had to turn in math homework since like 9th grade. also, there may be an attendence grade in physics which displeases me greatly. now i actually have to go to that shit. god dammit. easter is this weekend. alright, we get to celebrate the resurection of christ when he turned into a giant rabbit who hid eggs and ate jelly beans. if i find out how to get home, i get to hang out with my wonderful family. it wouldnt be that bad except for the fact that i hate 90 percent of them. i wish i could just have family functions with my sister and 2 brothers. then i would be excited to go. as sad and twisted as it sounds, i just look at my grandparents and see death creeping into their faces and i think that someone should just finish them off. as you can likely tell, we arent real close. i was just thinking that i used to be in the C&E club (you only go to church on christmas and easter) but as of the last 3 years i have been in the "why do i want to go to church" club. church was a place that i never really enjoyed. it was always boring. i hated it.

today i did a lot of sleeping and now im watching Executive Decision. i slept and did a bunch of nothing today. maybe tomorrow will be fun.

well, yesterday i was playing tomb raider 2 and my friend danny came over to pick me up and we went to the place we always go in white river jct. then there was a kid having a keg party in west hartford. i thought that i lived in the woods. this kid lives like 30 minutes from the nearest road that doesnt look like a snowmobile trail. from rt. 14 you take roads named "podunk rd", "wildlife", and "tiger toe lane". strange names. i kind of like the podunk one, and i was going to steal it until i got foolishly drunk. then i was just concentrating on forming sentences, and walking back and forth from the keg. it was fun until some stupid girls started screaming and generally being ridiculous. oh well. i never gave a full report on my grade situation. somehow i must have gotten about a 10,000 on the physics exam because i pulled B- in there, which means that my grades actually went up. my mom doesnt believe me, and she thinks that somehow i got a fake report card sent home. what the fuck.

well, last night was pseudo exciting. i went over to my brothers house and hung out for awhile. i watched part of the movie called, "the big squeeze". it seemed a little crappy but i think it might be ok. after that i went to white river jct. to drink some beers. it was fun and we played scrabble. i love that game. anyway, i got to see Nina my neighbor which was cool since i havent seen her for awhile. hopefully there is something a little more exciting to do tonight. who knows. at any rate jeffrey allen's site was excellent yesterday i recommend it. i woke up today at 645 to piss out some beer, naturally i went back to sleep. then i woke up again at like 930 except i didnt think that it was 930. i thought it was much later. i seriously thought it was like 330. imagine my distaste when i found out it was actually 930. i went back to bed immediately afterwards. there is no school today in my highschool so my little brother is home. so that is cool, we can terrorize our little kitten together now. a side note, i lost my little jewish hat, i dont know how to spell it (yamaka?), that i got when i went to my friend jacobs bar mitzfah which makes me slightly saddened. even though i did only wear it once a year and then only to poke fun at the jews, but i liked it anyway. today will be filled with watching a lot of seinfeld. my brother created 7 full length tapes of solid seinfeld. no ads, nothing but seinfeld. i have of course already watched all of the tapes but they are funny anyway.

i came upon some interesting websites, so if you are bored, and i know you probably are if you are reading this. nothing like typing up random words and finding the most offensive or stupid websites. enjoy them as i did. Link #1, Link #2, Link #3, Link #4

im not sure why everything is all centered. but i dont know how to fix it so i will just deal with it. i dont like it.

another intensely interesting night of nothing. i played some hot shots golf then i decided that since it was in fact still snowing that i should shovel. i made some awful comment to my mom, like "if there is too much snow in front of you car, wake me up and ill help". this was definitely a mistake, because my mom is kinda lazy about shoveling. she will do it when she has to, but if she has me to do it, she will wake me up to shovel any and all snow. so, my master plan was to shovel it all late last night and avoid any early morning shoveling. it sort of worked except im a little sore cause that fucking plow kept driving by and depositing snow into my driveway. it is really a pain in the ass. everytime i think im just about done that bastard drives by throwing snow all over the place. i wish i could stop that plow forever. look at this asshole.

added to the list of things that i cant do with a kitten: puzzle making. also on the list: eating and sleeping peacefully.

It angers me to find that the only soda in my house is "Shasta Moon Mist", some sort of citrus flavored soda. it tastes awful.

well here we are again. i am a bit tired despite waking up quite late. i did a bunch of nothing today. last night was ok, i went to bradford vt, and played some beirut. after that i came home and slept. i did get to check on my grades which was a nice treat. they turned out pretty well except for the fact that there was no grade for physics. that physics grade will make or break my deans list. i was a little upset that they would post some of the grades and not other ones. i wasnt too impressed. it snowed again today, putting the grand total of snow up to over 8 inches. and i ask you: WHAT IS GOING ON. and i answer: it appears that i have forgotten that during the months of november through april it is allowed to snow in my lovely town. i played a little hot shots golf, which was fun. i thought of a bunch of stuff to write earlier but i have forgotten most of it.

well, i spent most of the afternoon watching seinfeld which was enjoyable, and now my interests turn to how i will spend the evening. after making my mother dinner and spending the evening watching tv with her, she should be properly buttered up to give me some money and lend me the car for the night. once that business is taken care of i only need to find a place to get drunk since our normal drinking place has become boring and more importantly, the other residents of the apartment building have disallowed parties on weekdays. i have been speaking to my friends and we have found it difficult to find a place to drink, since in my small rural town friends with apartments are becoming harder and harder to find. chances are, i will end up spending another exciting night of watching movies and playing playstation. why cant vacation be more fun. i decided that i didnt want to shovel the driveway today because it is only like an inch of really wet snow so shoveling is a waste of my time. time that can be spent inside thinking about what i should do tonight. home sucks.

my boredom overwhelms me. i have just added a comments box on my blog which took about 12 minutes. only about 12 more hours to fill. at least it snowed again so i can shovel. yeeha.

good god, it is still snowing. what the fuck. i would like to take this opportunity to say a big "Fuck You" to my friends in Miami and i hope you are having a good time. i have shoveled my driveway for a total of 3 hours today. wonderful.

well, many things have happened since the last time that i have written. ill try and start from the beginning. on friday of last week, i had my last final at 1 oclock. it sucked. it was really hard even though i brought 3 full notecards with which to cheat with. anyways, with that crap out of the way my dad picked me up and took me home. we stopped at denny's and i had a tasty bacon cheese burger. when i arrived at my house he gave me a hug then one of those handshakes where you hand the guy some money. i think he did the handshake just so he could do that little move. i dont care, cuz he gave me money. i told him about getting arrested and he was just like, oh ok. i think it would have been a bigger deal if i had had to call him from jail or something. at any rate, my sisters boyfriends brothers birthday was on saturday. well, actually it is today but he had his party on saturday. even though it sounds like relationship by 5 degrees or whatever, we are actually good friends so i went to his thing. the catch was that i had seen my mom for about 20 minutes the whole time i had been back and was now heading back to boston where curtis goes to school. oops. curtis and his friends had spent the entire day setting up the beer olympics. what a good idea that was in practice awful. i was on the practice squad to determine if in fact there was beer in all of the right places and stuff. holy shit. these olympics were insane. let it be noted that this was all timed so we had to go as fast as possible. first, we only had to fill up a pitcher of beer with less than one inch of head. not too hard. then we had to do 2 more events that werent overly interesting so i will not identify them individually but the bottem line is we each had to drink about another cup worth of beer. the next event was flip cup. during which we had to keep playing until the pitcher we had filled was empty. naturally we were drunk even before the olympics and the first events hadnt sobered us up much so flipcup took a little while even though each time we filled up our cups pretty full. next, we had to fill up a cup to the very top and carry it to the end of the hall. but whoever carried it couldnt touch the ground. quite dangerous with 4 drunk idiots. next we had to play a game called empty the pitcher. good god. the four of us had to pound a pitcher of beer. that one was pretty hard, mainly because the pitcher had been filled up like 2 hours before so now was very warm and pukealiscious. then 2 of the four of us had to sit on the ground and have a cup of beer poured into our mouths by the other two. again i made a mistake and sat down. then we got to do a waterfall as the last event where we basically had to drink a full cup of beer. 11 minutes and 10 seconds. that was awful. needless to say no real groups went through the olympics after watching the way the four of us stumbled about. that was pretty much the excitement for the weekend except for little side notes like again i found store 24 closed at around 2 oclock. those fuckers need to change their name. it was very nice on sunday and even though we didnt go to the st. patty day parade or anything at all to do with st. pattys, it was fun. i woke up this morning around 2 to find that it had, and was snowing. now i have to shovel the driveway. this sucks.