ok, finally i was able to sign in to this shithole of a website and add another post. i seriously hate this thing. to those especially nosy friends who check this 4 times a day you may have noticed a post that said "this thing is pissing me off". i since removed that post because i was sick of hearing questions about what it meant. the reason for that post was i was trying to mess with the code so i could have a comments section but i failed and was having a difficult time doing anything at all. whatever. i came up with a whole bunch of stuff to add in here but have been unable to get to this website. at any rate, this will be sort of random, and likely difficult to follow. hopefully i can remember most of it. i was looking at a bunch of peoples profiles so i shall share the best ones with you. earlier in joe's profile:
FOREVER27JD: knock knock
SmarterChild: Who's there?
FOREVER27JD: smarterchild
SmarterChild: Smarterchild who?
FOREVER27JD: smarterchild likes men!!!
SmarterChild: Smarterchild likes men! Ha....... Yes! Good one, Joey!
earlier in manole's profile:
have you ever been jerking off..and you fucking tell yourself to stop right before you cum, so you can beat off for a lil longer..but it just feels so good you bust everywhere?
from ricky's profile:
a girl told me recently that my standards were too high. well you know what? fuck her! why should i lower my standards to be with someone who doesn't live up to my expectations. and what girl would want to be the one that i settle for? no. fuck that. i will not settle for less.
good call ricky. from kaitlin's:
I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished
from dave's:
Seen on a bathroom wall: If you voted for Bush in the last election, you can't take a shit here. Your asshole is in Washington
ok, well done folks, you make me laugh. have you ever woken up in the middle of the day on a thursday and no one wants to eat because they got up at reasonable hours of the day and therefore have already eaten. bullshit. last evening i went to the liquor store and while inside mike found someone who wanted to get some booze and so he gave me money and i had to go back in like i had forgotten something. it was a bad idea, but i did it and basically got a bottle for myself for only 5 dollars as a result. i tried those new bacardi silver things, they are ok, but too sweet in my opinion. the liquor store guy said if i was ever a couple of bucks short they could cover me. little do they know i could shut their little shop down for selling to a minor. they are nice anways though. since i had this bottle of captains i got to do some boozing last evening with mike, steph, and tara. when i arrived to stephs room to deliver their booze, who was standing there but stevio. i didnt expect to see him there, but sure enough, there he was. that was a little weird, but i got over it. little steph niro was probably the drunkest ive ever seen anyone. she made me laugh uncontrollably on several occasions. she had some quote that i was going to put in my profile but i forgot it. it was something like "when you bounce my legs, it feels like im doing it!". priceless. i have finished my calculus final as well as my physics final. i did poorly on my calculus class, but still got an A in the class so who gives a fuck what i got on the final. it is very unlikely that i did well on the physics final despite the fact that it was very easy. i deserve to not get a good grade since basically the only studying i did, was convert mikes 5 pages of formulas into a notecard i could sneak into the final. it didnt help much. i have my chemistry final tomorrow at 1. that should be hard. i kid who took it today said it was the hardest test he has ever taken in his life. i cant wait. last evening, i was riding in the elevator and i noticed a poland springs bottle half filled with piss. disgusting. worse than that however was the next time i was in the elevator the level of piss had been increased. this means that someone had to pick up a bottle that already had piss in it, and then add some of their own piss to it. sweet bastard. there was a chair in the elevator as well. i almost i sat on it until i saw 2 or 3 different colored stains. on closer inspection i am very glad that i didnt sit down because they were very sticky. during my last trip in the elevator last evening i noticed a pool of urine on the seat. college is great. i ran into my RA while helping steph down to her room. im glad he doesnt care. otherwise we would be in big trouble. last night i left an away message to the effect of "sleeping like a baby". joe, my accursed roomate left this message for me, which i received early this afternoon. "sometimes babies die in their sleep, i hope that happens to you". thanks joe. i dont believe i ever mentioned my all nighter. perhaps i did. i am far too lazy to check my posts, but at any rate, i stayed up all night last thursday eve in order to write several papers for english. i did in fact finish them but the newest one was no doubt the worst paper ive ever written. my friend scott told me about one of his friends at UNH that wrote a paper which rivals mine. it started off by saying, "Here are some of the things i like". then it was just a list of things he liked. his next paragraph began, "and these are some things i dont like". line after line of things he didnt like. wow. have you ever changed you buddy icon to something ridiculous when you were drunk and then forgotten about it so you had a moronic icon but didnt know it. realizing it isnt a very fun feeling. i got a letter that said someone sent a scholorship to the school on my behalf. whoever did that. thanks. just send cash next time. the construction on Huntington continues and still there is no indication of any kind of plan or method. refriggindiculous. ive recently become aware that natalie portman (my soulmate) goes to school at harvard right across the river. i have also been told that jessica biel goes to tufts. and jonathan taylor thomas goes to harvard as well. adam and my plan is to track them down one day and kill jonathan taylor thomas, and kidnap the two girls. or maybe have sex with them. that is our plan. the other day i sent many people this link. i apologize to any of you who clicked on it. i was also tricked into doing it by that jerk adam wood. send it to your enemies. they will hate you. hamel and i were talking about how annoying it was when you turn on your computer and it prompts you for a password even if you dont have one. and if you do all you have to do is click cancel to bypass it. i wonder if there is a way to get rid of that. it serves no purpose except to piss me off. i hate it.

i just posted that cuz i dont like to make these too long, plus i was being plagued with questions of when i was going to get a new blog up, since i had earlier said one would be posted 2 hours ago. at any rate, let me continue my tale. emerson paid his fine and we left to go get something to eat. he paid for some chinese which was good then i got on the bus to come home. for those who didnt konw i had missed my calculus final for the accursed court shit, so i was supposed to take it when i got back tonight. on the bus (which for some reason was completely full) i had to sit next to the most obnoxious fat girl who couldnt stop talking about her trip to montreal. she would engage me in conversation despite the fact that i didnt look at her or even have my eyes open. i hate people like that. i got here and took my calculus final which wasnt very hard. my math professor gave me a sandwhich. it wasnt very good, but i ate it anyway. now i am supposed to be studying for my physics final which i have no idea what to do on, but i dont think i will. i tried to study with mike and steph but i am not sure i know how to study. oh well, ill just have to pray to god and or satan for a good grade. i wonder if my physics ILS teacher would take it for me if i slept with her. i doubt it that prissy bitch.

ah yes, it has been a couple of days since i last wrote in this. this is due to the fact that this is finals week, but more importantly that i had a court date that many of you already knew about. to try and make up for it, i will give you a brief rundown of what happened on the last two days. monday i basically did nothing except for collect my resources. i emptied my bank account, sold my calculus book, and cashed my savings bonds. since i got up pretty early (for me) i was done this stuff by around 1. i went to dinner with hamel and reshawn. i got 2 chicken sandwiches and i put bbq sauce on them. they were pretty good. i was disappointed though that the milk dispenser was out of skim milk. i had to get soda. but i checked back later and there was more. hamel gave me one of his peanut butter cookies. it was good. i then returned to play some hot shots golf. i swear to god i am addicted to that game. as a matter of fact the second i am done writing this i will likely be playing. at any rate, then i went to my calculus final which was completely packed, with people sitting on the stairs and everything. some huge black guy kept farting and blaming it on the little asian girl next to him. it made everyone laugh and laugh each time he did it. i would like to take this moment to say, that i am now confident that i am being protected either by the hand of god, or the dark lord himself. from this point on in the story virtually everything went my way. despite this fact, this has probably been the worst 28 hours of my life. the T came about 5 seconds after i got to the stop. when i had to change to the redline sure enough there was another train sitting waiting for me. i got to south station, bought my ticket, and walked to the bus, which i promptly boarded and it left about 2 minutes later. after a hideously long busride, i arrived in the fine town of White River Jct., VT. i called my buddys cell and he was already on the way to go to a store right next to the bus stop. after that the weird coincidences end. traveled by bus, which is apparently free now, thanks to Dartmouth College, to court where the real fun began. me and emerson were scheduled for 130 and we were there 30 mins early to check in with the clerk. we got called up together and received our sentences. i was fined 100 dollars for the transportation of alcohol charge, and the 250$ minimum for the illegal possesion charge. plus a 70$ court fine. bringing the total to a round 420$. i had 410 bucks in my wallet and 14 in the ATM. emerson lent me the ten and i was all set. emerson faired less well. he had an illegal weapons charge, transportation of drugs, DUI, and transportation of alcohol charge. he received something stupid like 2500 dollars in fines (900 suspended) plus he lost his liscense for 2 years. he also has to pay for counseling and go back to court in 6 months to see how it is going. those mother fuckers. sorry emerson.

i would to apologize to stevios friends for mixing up their names. they turned out to be alright guys. bill is the one that wears the big glasses and the other one is jim. sorry. at any rate, i got to see stevio very messed up last night, stumbling and puking and chanting very deep and philosophical things like: "you dont know the fear, unless you got the fear, man". i suppressed my laughter. overall a fairly uneventful evening, me and jay played a whole bunch of golf, so now all of the courses are unlocked and all but 3 of the characters. i tried for hours today to try and unlock daryl, but he is being a mother fucker and keeps beating me. i wish he was real so i could beat his mustache face in. we saw another mouse in my room yesterday, and it was totally white so i named him cracka. earlier today i saw the 2 of them playing in some of stevios papers. i laughed and watched them run around. last night me nader, pars (sort of), leah, ray, jean claude van lamb, and some girl watched we were soldiers. it was better than i thought it would be. it wasnt as much like the patriot and braveheart as i expected. but the similarities were there. also of note, yesterday it was ridiculously warm out. i couldnt believe it. later last night however, it was hurricane style wind and rain. i didnt like it. today it was just windy and cold.

i miss marco. it has been while since i last saw him. when i arrived last evening, it was hard to open my door. there was a towel under the bottem of it. either stevio didnt want to smell the trough across the hall or maybe they were smoking the pot in here. maybe they wanted to make it super hot in here and have it be like a sauna. a mystery. so stevios 2 friends seem to be harmless. jim is ok, based on the tiny amount of interaction ive had with him, he wears those humongous magnum pi glasses like me. the other one, ive absolutely no idea what his name is, i have no opinion about. he probably sucks. last night was fun, i decided to buy rolling rocks, which tasted pretty good. i left because i was the only one there who didnt have a girl sitting on my lap. except of course kinlin, who has a girlfriend with big boobs. i thought to myself that i was too drunk to care about any of this, ill just keep having a good time, and finish my beers. then i thought, im not that drunk. ill just go home and drink some water to try and alleviate the feeling of being kicked in the face that i knew would happen today. it didnt help. when i went home last weekend my friend swainy gave me a great discription of hangovers but im not sure i can convey it too well through words and stuff. he said, a headache is like pulsating pain, bam bam bam, and with a hangover there is no pulsation. it is just there BBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. good call. i never used to get hangovers, and ive recently realized why. i never drank as much as i do now. oh well, its all worth it. countdown to possible jail time: 2 days, 22 hours. fucking cops.

who calls a liquor store a package store, or worse yet a "packy". fucking foreigners.

ok, first of all i would just like to bitch about the fact that this was shut down for awhile and i couldnt write all of this shit, so now i have to try and rememeber it all. last night i didnt sleep because the nazi english department assigned too many papers and i was too lazy to do them on time so i had to do that shit all night. although i finished at around 6 i didnt think that it would be worth it to go to sleep since i had a 915 chem quiz. this was probably a mistake since now i am very tired despite the fact that i took a 6 hour nap, during which i missed a physics quiz. damn physics. i hate that class, but i like my teacher cuz she speaks with a cool accent. but judging by the way that she walks and seductively leans over to "help" us with problems, makes me think that she has been fucked many, many times. so she may have diseases. oh well. maybe she'll offer to sleep with me for a better grade. ive always wanted that to happen with my hot teachers, and been totally petrified of it happening with the ugly ones. my math teacher said that he "Hates trees". this made me laugh like an idiot for several minutes, and the whole class looked at me. those mother fuckers. several thoughts arose last night during my many gazes into space while not writing my paper. what ever happened to lepers. do they still just hang around all over the place. or was that disease totally eradicated. talk about not hearing about something for awhile. jeez. does anyone else think that the construction on Huntington is totally random. it seems as though they just dig in different spots each day starting at 7 in the morning with that damn jackhammer. what the fuck. cant they wait to use the jackhammer untill more friggin people are up. i have come to the conclusion that stevio has lost his mind. within 1 hour of him getting into bed, he was barking and flailing around. he would moan, mumble, shout strange phrases like: "No, I'll get the door". what a weirdo. note to self, 5/6 of my floor is totally petrified of mice. there was much shrieking and overall chaos when one ran into zach's room. what a bunch of babies. ive got no real plans tonight. joe went to maryland. something about getting some papers for his dad. im not really sure what is going on with that. stevio has friend(s) coming into town. i dont know how to feel about it. my chemistry class today was dumb. i went, took the quiz at the beginning and got the review sheets, then left immediately to get some breakfast. i really like those sausage tortilla things. and syrup. i like that too. no sign of marco today. im going to catch that little fucker and make a cage for him. probably end up feeding him beer. or other dead mice. whoever stole the toilet seat off the urinal: good steal. what the fuck are you going to do with that you nasty fuck. people sit there asses on that shit. im going to find something to do tonight.

i forgot to mention, the other night i saw a mouse in my room. i named him marco.

ok, so no drunken message. sorry, i absolutely forgot about it. in fact i just stumbled into my room and was barely able to hoist myself into bed. i realized while eating just now that i have skipped 5 out of 11 classes so far this week. not too shabby for the last week of class. i cant wait for finals. actually i cant wait for court either. mark the 12 of march as dooms day on your calendars. those little boy touchers at the Enfield Police Department can suck my ball sack. worst idea so far today, other than blowing off all work and drinking: blueberry juice.

what a giant waste of a day. i skipped 3 of 4 classes and then played hotshots golf all day. i did manage to steal a vcr so i can play in my room finally. on a happy note, i unlocked ralph in hotshots golf so i can play as him now. that is good. well, we were supposed to play risk tonight but im not sure if that is going to happen. at any rate im going to eat now, and i'll likely just end up drinking like an idiot tonight. no doubt later on there will be a foolish drunken message left. dont read it. jeffrey allen is cool.

my major accomplishment today was starting over my hotshots golf game, and getting the 2nd course unlocked. i also just got finished watching belly. it is bad. dont watch it.

Ah yes, well i got up for my 8 oclock class but slept through my 915 and skipped my 1030 and 1145 altogether. only fun calculus left. i just got back from lunch at stetson little, and i have something to say to the motherfuckers to the stirfry line. how hard is it to keep those little corns from entering into my stirfry. what the hell. i have never to my recollection put those little corns into my bowl. and yet 9 times out of 10 there they are when my stirfry is cooked. i feel like a giant eating them. creepy little corns.

i have officially decided to not do my english paper, mainly because im tired and because im a retard. i was just thinking about the time stevio felled out of his bed and landed on his shower caddy. i dont think ive ever heard a louder noise. plus the shower caddy was demolished. hahahha. i laugh at his expense.

well, i still have not begun my english paper, due tomorrow. this is a giant mistake, and yet strangely i have no desire to begin it. me and joe ordered out to dominos. it was really good. especially the cheese bread. i then did a search to see if i was on the internet anywhere. to my dismay i found about 100 other jokers named matt johnston who made pretty shitty homepages. i sent each one of them a nasty email telling them how much i hated their sites. here are some of the worse ones: Not Me, Still Not Me, This Guy Sucks
Now i think im going to bed

today is the first day of my blog, thingy. well actually technically last night. whatever. it seems pretty cool. anyways, this morning (aka yesterday morning) i left cold cold nh, at the early hour of 7:40 AM. not too pleasant i dont mind telling you. at any rate, i arrived back at school around 12 oclock and proceeded to sleep for many hours. i was awoken first by mike jenkins, trying to get me go to work. i did. except i just played playstation the whole time, and when i decided id had enough of that i went to fill out my time card. except, i didnt have one. so i had been tricked into playing for free. brian ramos will have to pay.
i skipped my 405 calculus class and have been sitting around doing absolutely nothing since. i locked joe out of the room. i laughed and i laughed because he was in his swim trunks. what a fool. stevio woke up at the ripe hour of 4 oclock today. let the record show that i still have not seen him do any homework whatsoever since the beginning of school.