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Thursday, May 05, 2005
today is cinco de mayo. 05-05-05. yippee. please try to avoid making a fool of yourself by telling everyone that it is mexican independance day. this is not true. please make an effort to verbally assault anyone who says as much. i have been preaching the truth of cinco de mayo to everyone i can since i learned in highschool what it actually is. this misconception bothers me more than it should.
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
the GORGEOUS aa on my floor has a delicious bowl of candy and snacks. it gives me an excuse to go over and very unsmoothly ogle at her wonderful body. if she wasnt in her late 30's (with kids i think) shed be perfect. pretty face, tan, nice rack, perfect sized waist and a more than excellent bottom. plus she has candy.
that little turncoat that a-rod saved from a speeding van in boston was on the howard stern show this morning.
stern: so what do you want to be when you grow up?
8 year old (patrick, i think): i wanna be a baseball player!
artie: do you have any backup, realistic plan? you know, for when this one crashes and burns to the ground.
met up with jamus o'shamus at conner larkins last night. fresh from his 5 or 6 month pilgrimage in europe he was in fine form. a finer buck hunter ive never seen. got A LOT drunker than i had planned to (being a tuesday night and all). work today is miserable. i have much work to do, and i doubt ill do any of it. so far, ive been trying to stay as inconspicuous as possible.
kinlin wrote in his blog the other day for the first time in almost a year i think.
i had way more to write when i started this thing, but my mind is rubbish right now.
stern: so what do you want to be when you grow up?
8 year old (patrick, i think): i wanna be a baseball player!
artie: do you have any backup, realistic plan? you know, for when this one crashes and burns to the ground.
met up with jamus o'shamus at conner larkins last night. fresh from his 5 or 6 month pilgrimage in europe he was in fine form. a finer buck hunter ive never seen. got A LOT drunker than i had planned to (being a tuesday night and all). work today is miserable. i have much work to do, and i doubt ill do any of it. so far, ive been trying to stay as inconspicuous as possible.
kinlin wrote in his blog the other day for the first time in almost a year i think.
i had way more to write when i started this thing, but my mind is rubbish right now.
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
ever not liked something that millions of people love? if that thing is American Idol, now you can help ruin it. Vote For the Worst. im having trouble deciding whether i like this idea or not. while i do not enjoy american idol in the slightest, i do think its sort of a dick move to ruin it for the dim-witted folks who do.
Monday, May 02, 2005
after reading erics latest post, for the past 3 weeks, i have decided to come up with answers of my own to bernard pivots 10 questions. for the confused, these are the questions asked at the end of mr james liptons inside the actors studio.
What is your favorite word? asks. its just fun to say. some finalists: litigious, aqueous (look at all those vowels), and apocalypse.
What is your least favorite word? bunt. grosses me out just hearing it. some finalists: scrog, fang, and cigarillo.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually, emotionally? im not sure if this is all one question ... but i guess, as lame as it sounds, learning. not that textbooks and pens give me a hard on, but i get excited when i learn new stuff.
What turns you off? being wrong or feeling stupid.
What is your favorite curse word? dang. or heck. euphemisms for non-severe curse words are hilarious.
What sound or noise do you love? either a soccer ball hitting the back of the net or a basketball "swooshing".
What sound or noise do you hate? any kind of repetitive beeping. most alarms, the sound your car makes when you open the driver side door with the keys in the ignition still ... that kind of thing.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? ive always, ALWAYS, wanted to be a professional baseball player. i think itd be cool to be a delta force commando too.
What profession would you not like to do? this list is a long one. however, i think working at a funeral home would be pretty depressing. all you see is people who are angry and sad. plus the close proximity of dead people.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? id like to find out that the odds were against me to get in, so god bet big on me and then let me slide in so he could collect a ton of cash. then maybe hed set me up with an attractive lady angel. then id offend him or something and hed tell me to go to hell.
What is your favorite word? asks. its just fun to say. some finalists: litigious, aqueous (look at all those vowels), and apocalypse.
What is your least favorite word? bunt. grosses me out just hearing it. some finalists: scrog, fang, and cigarillo.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually, emotionally? im not sure if this is all one question ... but i guess, as lame as it sounds, learning. not that textbooks and pens give me a hard on, but i get excited when i learn new stuff.
What turns you off? being wrong or feeling stupid.
What is your favorite curse word? dang. or heck. euphemisms for non-severe curse words are hilarious.
What sound or noise do you love? either a soccer ball hitting the back of the net or a basketball "swooshing".
What sound or noise do you hate? any kind of repetitive beeping. most alarms, the sound your car makes when you open the driver side door with the keys in the ignition still ... that kind of thing.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? ive always, ALWAYS, wanted to be a professional baseball player. i think itd be cool to be a delta force commando too.
What profession would you not like to do? this list is a long one. however, i think working at a funeral home would be pretty depressing. all you see is people who are angry and sad. plus the close proximity of dead people.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? id like to find out that the odds were against me to get in, so god bet big on me and then let me slide in so he could collect a ton of cash. then maybe hed set me up with an attractive lady angel. then id offend him or something and hed tell me to go to hell.
Thursday, April 28, 2005
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
Friday, April 22, 2005
ive had one song stuck in my head for this week: Black Betty by Ram Jam. Black Betty Ram-a-lam-a-lam. thats all i know.
earth day is lame.
i get to play in the cleanroom today and probably early next week. the clean room suits are ridiculous. hopefully i can covertly sneak my camera in to photo myself in this outfit. think of the scene from charlie and the chocolate factory where that asshole miniturizes himself. everyone is wearing white suits. well ours are blue and not nearly as cool.
The Saddest Caveman
i have a hard time staying motivated knowing my boss is gone for two more weeks (hes been gone 1.5 weeks already) and several coworkers are all on vacation so no one is keeping track of me.
of the 6 flourescent bulbs in my office only 2 are functional creating a very nice cavelike atmosphere very conducive to napping. too bad there is a community printer in here so i am constantly bothered.
im not sure im ready to go back to class, but i sure am ready to stop working.
walking around campus is the friggin best thing ever. the price of meat is at an all time low. its like christmas for my eyes.
ram-a-lam-a-lam.
i guess that chick who "found" a finger in her wendys chili is basically just another lying asshole trying to sue for money she doesnt deserve.
last night my r-mates (im trying that one out ...) and i faced a difficult decision. usually distinctly the opposite, there were too many things we wanted to do last night between the 8-9 pm time slot. while the redsox and matt clement were in the process of playing a great game, the OC was also playing a new episode. and get this, all the people were unrealistically beautiful and spoke with unrealistic eloquence. by the way, how bad would ryan get his ass beat for calling the cops on that kid. nice to see the atwood boys getting some poon though. with all this going on, we had the added lure of the gamecube with the new addiction being mario tennis. its pretty sweet. we managed to see all of the OC, the first half of the redsox game, and several meaningful tennis matches. plus we did some drugs.
the new pope was a nazi youth. good call catholics. granted it was required for all german kids in that time period to be in this, but still. not exactly the best PR move.
im all tapped out.
earth day is lame.
i get to play in the cleanroom today and probably early next week. the clean room suits are ridiculous. hopefully i can covertly sneak my camera in to photo myself in this outfit. think of the scene from charlie and the chocolate factory where that asshole miniturizes himself. everyone is wearing white suits. well ours are blue and not nearly as cool.
The Saddest Caveman
i have a hard time staying motivated knowing my boss is gone for two more weeks (hes been gone 1.5 weeks already) and several coworkers are all on vacation so no one is keeping track of me.
of the 6 flourescent bulbs in my office only 2 are functional creating a very nice cavelike atmosphere very conducive to napping. too bad there is a community printer in here so i am constantly bothered.
im not sure im ready to go back to class, but i sure am ready to stop working.
walking around campus is the friggin best thing ever. the price of meat is at an all time low. its like christmas for my eyes.
ram-a-lam-a-lam.
i guess that chick who "found" a finger in her wendys chili is basically just another lying asshole trying to sue for money she doesnt deserve.
last night my r-mates (im trying that one out ...) and i faced a difficult decision. usually distinctly the opposite, there were too many things we wanted to do last night between the 8-9 pm time slot. while the redsox and matt clement were in the process of playing a great game, the OC was also playing a new episode. and get this, all the people were unrealistically beautiful and spoke with unrealistic eloquence. by the way, how bad would ryan get his ass beat for calling the cops on that kid. nice to see the atwood boys getting some poon though. with all this going on, we had the added lure of the gamecube with the new addiction being mario tennis. its pretty sweet. we managed to see all of the OC, the first half of the redsox game, and several meaningful tennis matches. plus we did some drugs.
the new pope was a nazi youth. good call catholics. granted it was required for all german kids in that time period to be in this, but still. not exactly the best PR move.
im all tapped out.
Thursday, April 21, 2005
this whole pope thing has gotten me thinking about religion again. i just read up on a number of topics (basically what constitutes sin and some examples, in my mind, some really lame sins). it made me confused and disappointed. to avoid mimicking those posts by elaborating (more) on my beliefs i will shut up. but i will say that i am definitely not, in any capacity, a catholic. if that sends me to what you think hell is, great. "only when we have lost everything, are we truly free to do anything". i know quoting from movies is sorta weak (especially philosophical rhetoric from Fight Club), but it makes for a good ending.
Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
i have just completed registering for my summer and fall classes. my summer schedule does not look favorable. this is likely the last time i will ever have to register for any classes at good ol' NU and this pleases me. it is not a fun process. i know you dont care, but here is my schedule:
Summer 2005:
CHEU701 - Chemical Process Design 1, M/T/W/TH 9:50-11:30
CHEU702 - Lab for Chemical Process Design 1, M/W 1:30-5
CHEU510 - Chemical Engineering Kinetics, T/TH 1:30-5
Fall 2005:
CHEU703 - Chemical Process Design 2, M/W/TH 10:30-11:35
CHEU704 - Lab for Chemical Process Design 2, time and days TBA
CHEU512 - Chemical Engineer Process Control, M/W/TH 1:35-2:40
CHEU630 - Biochemical Engineer Fundamentals, T/TH 4:35-6:15
HSTU221 - History of Flight and Space Travel, M/TH 11:45-1:25
its going to be awesome. as a side note, i only actually got to pick 2 of these classes: the HST class and the biochemical engineer fundamentals, and even they were chosen merely because they didnt conflict with my ChemE classes. they really make college sound like someplace where you can learn what you want to learn, and make all these great choices about classes that interest you. with these 2 (both of which fulfill requirements so they couldnt be picked freely but rather from a short list), that brings my total classes i picked up to 3. none of which were general electives. i virtually made zero choices for my classes throughout my 5 years here. atleast tuition is still very high.
Summer 2005:
CHEU701 - Chemical Process Design 1, M/T/W/TH 9:50-11:30
CHEU702 - Lab for Chemical Process Design 1, M/W 1:30-5
CHEU510 - Chemical Engineering Kinetics, T/TH 1:30-5
Fall 2005:
CHEU703 - Chemical Process Design 2, M/W/TH 10:30-11:35
CHEU704 - Lab for Chemical Process Design 2, time and days TBA
CHEU512 - Chemical Engineer Process Control, M/W/TH 1:35-2:40
CHEU630 - Biochemical Engineer Fundamentals, T/TH 4:35-6:15
HSTU221 - History of Flight and Space Travel, M/TH 11:45-1:25
its going to be awesome. as a side note, i only actually got to pick 2 of these classes: the HST class and the biochemical engineer fundamentals, and even they were chosen merely because they didnt conflict with my ChemE classes. they really make college sound like someplace where you can learn what you want to learn, and make all these great choices about classes that interest you. with these 2 (both of which fulfill requirements so they couldnt be picked freely but rather from a short list), that brings my total classes i picked up to 3. none of which were general electives. i virtually made zero choices for my classes throughout my 5 years here. atleast tuition is still very high.
Monday, April 18, 2005
good weekend. went to unh saturday night which was lovely for crystals birthday. unfortunately i think of a great many things that belong on this site but id say, 85% of it is forgotten. so i will try and get as much as my memory permits:
roomate 1: "im sick of my hand"
roomate 2: "its better than hooking up with a big fat chick"
roomate 1: "big fat chicks have hands too ..."
roomate 3: "yeah, big fat hands"
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kissing with your eyes open: it will blow your mind
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met up with friends of ashleys last night. it was a show. they will definitely go to jail, soon. hamel is privy to the best of the details in the 'I cant believe that this is happening right now' story. hopefully he'll lend them to the site so we may all feel the confusion/delight/awkwardness. it was pretty interesting just being in the room.
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so i guess beccas boyfriend was/is in a frat and had to eat a hotdog out of a guys ass. we pontificated on whether it would be better to eat the hotdog from a dudes ass, or to have the hotdog in your ass while another dude eats it. a lose-lose really.
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i think its about time they gave a woman the chance to be pope. maybe a black chick. and gay. and muslim. i mean, come on, how many white catholic old guys do we need anyway.
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i handed my camera off to anglea muzzey at unh and she took some stunning photographs, eventually ill have them linked here. although, some of the boob and crotch/ass shots will be retired into my personal collection.
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we broke into the park on st. alphonsus st last night and smoked a blunt looking over the city. it was excellent and will no doubt happen many times over this coming summer.
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anyone know how to take good pictures at night? mine all turn out like garbage.
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call your local represnetative in the House to urge him to support bill HR 1440.
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i purchased myself a new wardrobe on saturday. getting new stuff is the BEST.
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maybe ill remember more later. or better yet, something new and exciting will happen. maybe something really cool, maybe something i dont even know about.
roomate 1: "im sick of my hand"
roomate 2: "its better than hooking up with a big fat chick"
roomate 1: "big fat chicks have hands too ..."
roomate 3: "yeah, big fat hands"
...
kissing with your eyes open: it will blow your mind
...
met up with friends of ashleys last night. it was a show. they will definitely go to jail, soon. hamel is privy to the best of the details in the 'I cant believe that this is happening right now' story. hopefully he'll lend them to the site so we may all feel the confusion/delight/awkwardness. it was pretty interesting just being in the room.
...
so i guess beccas boyfriend was/is in a frat and had to eat a hotdog out of a guys ass. we pontificated on whether it would be better to eat the hotdog from a dudes ass, or to have the hotdog in your ass while another dude eats it. a lose-lose really.
...
i think its about time they gave a woman the chance to be pope. maybe a black chick. and gay. and muslim. i mean, come on, how many white catholic old guys do we need anyway.
...
i handed my camera off to anglea muzzey at unh and she took some stunning photographs, eventually ill have them linked here. although, some of the boob and crotch/ass shots will be retired into my personal collection.
...
we broke into the park on st. alphonsus st last night and smoked a blunt looking over the city. it was excellent and will no doubt happen many times over this coming summer.
...
anyone know how to take good pictures at night? mine all turn out like garbage.
...
call your local represnetative in the House to urge him to support bill HR 1440.
...
i purchased myself a new wardrobe on saturday. getting new stuff is the BEST.
...
maybe ill remember more later. or better yet, something new and exciting will happen. maybe something really cool, maybe something i dont even know about.