leftish political commentary: http://www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com/

in a sure sign of increased laziness with our speech, ive been noticing the annoying style of AOL IM lingo (lol, wtf, brb, etc.) being used in actual dialogue. here are a few of the examples, followed by there full length counterpart:

whatev .... whatever
dec .... decent
def .... definitely

This has to stopped.

is there anything better than watching girls run? yes, yes there are. but it is still REAL good.

i have begun an independant investigation into the passing of our former president Ronald Reagan. Evidently both the government and subsequently the stock market will be shut down leaving millions of workers the day of to grieve. chris hamel, my roomate, is one of these workers and he seems to be decidedly delighted that this great american hero has passed. he seems a little too delighted. and a little too raph.

new term: 'dicknic'
meaning: a picnic used as an excuse to have sex in a park/car near a park.

i heard something in the gym that astonished me today. there are many people (too many in my opinion) that think president bush and his cronies are doing a good or even a great job. this boggles me to no end.

reagan died. guess he was a good man. RIP dude.

ive been working on writing a philosophy book. as of now, its titled: "How Janet Jacksons Nipple Ruined the World".

has anyone checked out the 10 day weather forecast (ever, not this week neccesarily)? what a joke. if they cant get it right the day before, what are the chances they can forecast it a week and a half in advance. not very good, thats what the chances are. and i need forecasts that are a little better than: Partly cloudy with a chance of precipitation.

lots of stuff has happened since i last wrote. as is my style, ive forgotten all of the details and remember only the major stuff. we moved. we had a party. ive been working. we have no television or internet. i want my dog.

first, moving sucks asshole. my condolences to the dooling family who are moving this weekend. its bad. i live at 1472 tremont st now. come visit.

had a party saturday night. pretty good. i didnt go out friday night cause i was sorta depressed/pissed. dont know why. something has to be done because this once a weekend bullshit isnt gonna cut it.

due to the aforementioned move we have no television or internet service making being at home sort of lame cause you cant do anything except sleep and eat.

preparations continue for the arrival of my dog which should be relatively soon. approximate date of arrival: June 26th.

Dear Mother Nature,

What the fuck is with this weather?

Sincerely,
MJ

p.s. Honestly.

1 out of 75 men in the united states are currently living in jail. way to go us.

there are few things (probably none) that have caused, and continue to cause more harm in the world than organized religion. how many people have benefited from it is much harder to quantify, though its also a large number no doubt. the world would be better were it not for the impulse to convert from one religion to the other. nearly all major conflicts ('holy' crusades, holocaust i.e. WWII, american revolution, the current madness in israel, etc.) have been a direct result of contradicting belief systems. it would seem to me that religion (faith) shouldnt be governed by anyone else except yourself. you alone should be able to come to your own conclusions about religion without merely relying on some ancient text or pope-like figure to tell you what to believe.

that is my feeling on religion. if you dont agree with me ... i dont care. as i clearly stated my beliefs and ideas should have no impact on yours, and i can guarantee yours wont impact mine.

no, not you. someone i saw today.

i wouldnt touch you with a thirty five foot pole.

for some reason, only the posts from april 15th and previous are showing up ... not sure why.

being the upstanding responsible citizen that i am, i decided to give blood today. actually it was just for the free t-shirt.

nurse: okay, now you cant smoke cigarettes for 2 hours, and you cant drink for 8.
some guy: great, when is the next time i can have sex?
nurse: ummmmm, well no strenuous exercise for 24 hours.
some guy: shit.
nurse: sorry.
some guy: me and you both honey.

id like to get the phrases "so sue me", and "thats what she said" back into everyday lexicon. please do your best to say each phrase as much as possible. bonus points if used in a manner that makes no sense.