Monday, April 19, 2004
ah yes, back to work. many friends do not have school/work today because of patriots day. they are bastards.
this weekend was good. normally dull and repetive weekend activities were suspended to make room for new and exciting ones. on a note of frustration, the lane health center blew me off a second time. after bumping up my appointment, i was informed upon arrival that they wouldnt be able to help me afterall, and my original appointment would be honored. ill believe it when i see it.
i have decided to donate sperm for extra money. let me know how much you want, and ill be able to get it to you in a few days. price is negotiable.
neil, ben, and i cleaned out the wollaston meat department for meatfest 2004. we went over to rays place and cooked up the 200 dollars of beef products and proceeded to eat it until our stomachs were on the verge of exploding. stranded in watertown i was now late for kati lary's field hockey games i said i would see.
after walking 15 minutes to harvard square i took a cab to the field where thankfully the match was still ongoing. field hockey was much as i remembered it, what with the multitudes of hot girls in skirts and countless stoppages of play for unknown reasons. as an added benefit, i guess our (read: Wentworth's) field doesnt have changing rooms, so the girls just changed on the field. it was pretty good.
this weekend was good. normally dull and repetive weekend activities were suspended to make room for new and exciting ones. on a note of frustration, the lane health center blew me off a second time. after bumping up my appointment, i was informed upon arrival that they wouldnt be able to help me afterall, and my original appointment would be honored. ill believe it when i see it.
i have decided to donate sperm for extra money. let me know how much you want, and ill be able to get it to you in a few days. price is negotiable.
neil, ben, and i cleaned out the wollaston meat department for meatfest 2004. we went over to rays place and cooked up the 200 dollars of beef products and proceeded to eat it until our stomachs were on the verge of exploding. stranded in watertown i was now late for kati lary's field hockey games i said i would see.
after walking 15 minutes to harvard square i took a cab to the field where thankfully the match was still ongoing. field hockey was much as i remembered it, what with the multitudes of hot girls in skirts and countless stoppages of play for unknown reasons. as an added benefit, i guess our (read: Wentworth's) field doesnt have changing rooms, so the girls just changed on the field. it was pretty good.
Friday, April 16, 2004
Thursday, April 15, 2004
i got the highly controversial 'gray album' the other day off ebay. for those who dont know its jay-z songs from his black album, mixed with beats from the beatles white album. i guess its a big deal because of some copywright issue. after listening to it however, i think there might be another motive for stopping the distribution of it. it is absolutely terrible. if i were jay-z or any of the beatles i wouldnt want my good music to be ruined like that. especially not by a guy named Dangermouse.
Wednesday, April 14, 2004
at work when i get bored and have nothing to write about, i generally look around on the internet for things to buy. my latest idea was to buy a celtics jersey. i was going to either buy a tony battie jersey cause hes my tatoo brother, or a walter mccarty jersey because i like saying wahlta mccahty and hes number 0. after getting off the phone with the lady at the official celtics store, it turns out you can only get paul pierce or lary bird jerseys. how stupid is that.
Tuesday, April 13, 2004
i several girls yesterday that i hadnt in a long while due to a break up by association (see seinfeld). one of them in particular, i hate. she, her friends, and mine, have all asked me on different occassions why i didnt like this girl, and at the time i couldnt come up with any response. i think this is because i didnt really hate her. but i do now. this morning i made a mental pros and cons list (actually just a cons list) to determine if my dislike was warranted. here goes my justification of my intense dislike for this girl.
it bothers the shit out of me when people ask you directly if or why you hate them. this girl does that atleast 5 times each time i am around her. shell do it until i snap and then wonder why i did. also she (it would appear) takes no responsibility for our relationship. for example, i hadnt seen her in awhile and she came to my apartment. during one of the aforementioned interogations regarding my hatred, she pointed out that i hadnt even said hi when she came in. and that was true. however, why is it my responsibility to watch the door for new people to come in? she couldnt have said hi to me? im not exactly paying attention to details when im drunk at a party either. another annoying habit she has is shell blow things out of proportion and wonder why no one else (the guys anyway) cares. heres another example. kinlin, st louis, myself, and maybe even hamel, were discussing [insert ridiculous topic, i.e. politics, united states foreign policy, stereotypes, celebrities, etc]. after getting bored with that, we kept drinking. however, this girl wouldnt let a few random statements go. i dont often back down from arguments, especially in my defense, so i weaved a web of inpenatrable logic that i thought no one would be able to refute. to my dismay, she still didnt understand, and i got bored with her and gave my attention to something else. muttered under her breath, though plenty loud for many to hear (like me), "i just think its funny how much you guys think you know, when you dont know shit". this statement alone is enough to make me hate her based on the following reasoning. anyone who knows me, reads this website, or both, should understand that the following words are rarely to be taken literally: never, always, the best, the worst, none, all, hate, love, etc. despite what i write and say, there are not that many things i have a passionate enough opinion about to use these superlatives literally. im an apathetic jokemaker. the fact that she has hung out with me/us many times makes me think that she will never understand that and consequently, i hate her and the way she acts/thinks/lives. congratulations, youve made me hate you. and now i have an answer for when you ask why.
[edited for hamel]
it bothers the shit out of me when people ask you directly if or why you hate them. this girl does that atleast 5 times each time i am around her. shell do it until i snap and then wonder why i did. also she (it would appear) takes no responsibility for our relationship. for example, i hadnt seen her in awhile and she came to my apartment. during one of the aforementioned interogations regarding my hatred, she pointed out that i hadnt even said hi when she came in. and that was true. however, why is it my responsibility to watch the door for new people to come in? she couldnt have said hi to me? im not exactly paying attention to details when im drunk at a party either. another annoying habit she has is shell blow things out of proportion and wonder why no one else (the guys anyway) cares. heres another example. kinlin, st louis, myself, and maybe even hamel, were discussing [insert ridiculous topic, i.e. politics, united states foreign policy, stereotypes, celebrities, etc]. after getting bored with that, we kept drinking. however, this girl wouldnt let a few random statements go. i dont often back down from arguments, especially in my defense, so i weaved a web of inpenatrable logic that i thought no one would be able to refute. to my dismay, she still didnt understand, and i got bored with her and gave my attention to something else. muttered under her breath, though plenty loud for many to hear (like me), "i just think its funny how much you guys think you know, when you dont know shit". this statement alone is enough to make me hate her based on the following reasoning. anyone who knows me, reads this website, or both, should understand that the following words are rarely to be taken literally: never, always, the best, the worst, none, all, hate, love, etc. despite what i write and say, there are not that many things i have a passionate enough opinion about to use these superlatives literally. im an apathetic jokemaker. the fact that she has hung out with me/us many times makes me think that she will never understand that and consequently, i hate her and the way she acts/thinks/lives. congratulations, youve made me hate you. and now i have an answer for when you ask why.
[edited for hamel]
Monday, April 12, 2004
there should be some kind of mercy killing rule for those deemed a burden on society. the lady sitting in front of me on the bus, not only required the bus driver to walk her to her seat, but also to move her bag (which she had been carrying) from the seat onto the floor. in a loud and obnoxious voice she then commanded the poor girl in front of her to turn on the light directly above her head. aside from being completely useless, she was loud, unfriendly, and smelled intensely of cheese. it was easily the strongest most eye watering cheese aroma that anyone could ever imagine. if you arent independent enough to move your own bag or turn on your light (both within arms reach) then you probably shouldnt be riding a bus by yourself. i agree with jeff riley in his latest post, that seatbelt and motorcycle helmet laws should be eliminated. we need to stop protecting the stupid. natural selection baby ... the world has relied on it for hundreds of millennia, why should we try to circumvent the system now? it just doesnt make sense.
Friday, April 09, 2004
today marks the last day of my mustache bet. a mutual decision to end the awfulness was made this morning. despite my promises for pictures in update, i have posted none. i will surely take a picture before i actually shave, but i doubt ill post it. im lazy like that.
tonight should be interesting at my apartment. kinlin and grange have invited two girls that they "met" last week at the club. since nobody knows what they look like, tonight has the potential for greatness.
bobby jones walked 4 straight batters to bring in the losing run last night in the bottom of the 13th inning. get out bobby.
looking for apartments has become increasingly more annoying and disappointing. a slight change from before: now we find nice apartments but they are 400 miles from campus.
going home this weekend for the holiday ... should be awful.
work was/is spent cleaning expensive and dangerous chemicals from obscenely expensive equipment today. im not really feelin it.
thats all i got.
tonight should be interesting at my apartment. kinlin and grange have invited two girls that they "met" last week at the club. since nobody knows what they look like, tonight has the potential for greatness.
bobby jones walked 4 straight batters to bring in the losing run last night in the bottom of the 13th inning. get out bobby.
looking for apartments has become increasingly more annoying and disappointing. a slight change from before: now we find nice apartments but they are 400 miles from campus.
going home this weekend for the holiday ... should be awful.
work was/is spent cleaning expensive and dangerous chemicals from obscenely expensive equipment today. im not really feelin it.
thats all i got.
Thursday, April 08, 2004
inspired by a NewsRadio episode, i have decided to define a number of adjectives used to superficially describe women.
Cute - usually means 'cute face', though often girls of small stature are in this category
Gorgeous - as good as it gets (body, face ... etc)
Beautiful - a step below gorgeous, describes a more natural attractiveness, usually pertaining to the face
Hot - the most common, basically could mean any of the others (often used to describe body and/or face)
Pretty - a step below beautiful, again more applicable to the face
Sexy - fairly general term, i think more of the body than the face
Slammin' - almost always refering to the body
Cute - usually means 'cute face', though often girls of small stature are in this category
Gorgeous - as good as it gets (body, face ... etc)
Beautiful - a step below gorgeous, describes a more natural attractiveness, usually pertaining to the face
Hot - the most common, basically could mean any of the others (often used to describe body and/or face)
Pretty - a step below beautiful, again more applicable to the face
Sexy - fairly general term, i think more of the body than the face
Slammin' - almost always refering to the body
Tuesday, April 06, 2004
Monday, April 05, 2004
i was watching sportscenter about 10 minutes ago, and i saw some guy give his opinion on girls basketball. he said it sucked. and said we shouldnt be concerned with the politically correctness. hating girls basketball is not hating women, its hating bad basketball. and i thought to myself, "hey, i dont like bad basketball. and i also dont like womens basketball". that guy was right, it does suck.