ok, so maria, the freckled girl, me and joe went to harvard square yesterday to waste some time. at the harvard T station, there was one of those guys. the guy i refer to is the one who walks around with a boombox on his shoulder forcing you to listen to whatever horrible music he himself listens to. not only were we subjected to this less-than-good music (some sort of tribal rap) but we were right behind him on the escalator and had to keep from laughing. the man was wearing stereotypical clothing that those boombox guys tend to wear, as well as a bandana. now, since youre all racist youre probably picturing a black guy with a bandana on his head with baggy jeans and a nice new boombox. you are mistaken on every count if this description resembles your mental picture. his boombox was closer to a fisher price tape player that was all beat to hell and basically looked ridiculous. his clothes were pretty tattered and it looked like his jacket got a bunch of paint on it. if youve been paying attention youve noticed ive said very little about this bandana. i have been saving the best for last. he was wearing it over his face like a western bank robber and you could just see his eyes and like an inch of his forehead below his hat. i literally almost laughed in his face when i saw him.

Best Songs of All Time (alphabetic order) any problems with the list will go unheard especially if it is in regard to a mistake in the alphabetic stuff:
1. Barenaked Ladies - The Flag
2. Beck - Loser
3. Billy Joel - Piano Man
4. Chris DeBurgh - Lady in Red
5. Chris Isaac - Wicked Game
6. Dave Matthews Band - The Dreaming Tree
7. Don Mclean - American Pie
8. Eagles - Hotel California
9. Feeder - High
10. Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Relax
11. Gary Jules - Mad World
12. Gene Chandler - Duke of Earl
13. Greg Brown - 'Cept You and Me Babe
14,15,16. Guster - Airport Song, X-Ray Eyes, Either Way
17. Harry Nillson - Lime in the Coconut
18. Janes Addiction - Jane Says
19. Kenny Loggins - Danger Zone
20. Kenny Rodgers - The Gambler
21. Lou Reed - Walk on the Wild Side
22. Madonna - Who's That Girl
23. MC 900 Ft. Jesus - While the City Sleeps
24. Men Without Hats - Safety Dance
25. Midnight Oil - Beds Are Burning
26. Oasis - Wonderwall
27. Phil Collins - In the Air Tonight
28. Phantom Planet - California
29. Phish - Wading in the Velvet Sea
30. Police - Roxanne
31. Proclaimers - Im Gonna Be
32. Queen - Who Wants to Live Forever
33. Red Hot Chili Peppers - My Friends
34. REM - Everybody Hurts
35. Sheryl Crow - Strong Enough
36. Smashing Pumpkins - Tonight, Tonight
37. Soul Coughing - Screenwriters Blues
38. The Verve Pipe - Freshman
39. The Who - Behind Blue Eyes
40. Third Eye Blind - God of Wine
41. Toto - Africa
42. Tracy Chapman - Fast Car
43. US3 - Cantaloop
44. Van Morrison - Brown Eyed Girl
45. Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby
46. Violent Femmes - Blister in the Sun
47. Was not Was - Walk the Dinosaur
48. Wesley Willis - Cut the Mullet
49. Wyclef Jean - Perfect Gentlemen
50. Yes - Owner of a Lonely Heart
i know there are good songs not on this list, as well as bad ones on it. i repeat, i do not care.

Some of the Worst Movies of All Time (there are TONS):
Moulin Rouge
Indian in the Cupboard
Suburban Commando
Houseguest
Bottle Rocket
Muriels Wedding
8 Heads in a Duffle Bag
Hotshots
Anything with Eric Roberts in it
Hollow Man
The Mummy Returns
That Thing You Do
Speed 2, (1)
Cool as Ice
The Postman
Howard the Duck
Monkey Bone
Judge Dredd
Anaconda
Barbwire
Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows
Dungeons and Dragons
Look Who's Talking (all of them)
Mortal Kombat 2
SpiceWorld
Stop or My mom will Shoot
I know there are many more ... but there are in fact too many. if you favorite movie is on this list: drown yourself

Favorite Movies of All Time (ive limited the list to 25) again, if you think a movie has been snubbed state your case and you will be heard:
Field of Dreams
Shawshank Redemption
Braveheart
Resevoir Dogs
Snatch
Primal Fear
Usual Suspects
The Game
Memento
Office Space
The Natural
The Rock
Boondocks Saints
Heat
Lock Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
Goodfellas
Donnie Brasco
Swingers
The Sting
The Big Lebowski
Fight Club
Top Gun
American Beauty
Dumb and Dumber
Spinal Tap
some movies that were close: City of Angels, Badboys, Con Air, Rudy, Donnie Darko, Black Hawk Down, The Life of David Gale, Seven, Pi, The Cutting Edge, Mystery, Alaska, Mystery Men, Billy Madison, Tommy Boy, Caddy Shack, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Coming to America, The Neverending Story

top ten television shows of all time (in no particular order). if you think ive made a gross error, state your replacement with justification and ill look into it:
1. Seinfeld
2. Simpsons
3. Saved by the Bell
4. Conan O'Brien
5. Family Guy
6. Wings
7. Full House
8. Night Rider
9. Saturday Night Live
10. Baywatch

i actually wrote the last 3 entries in a notebook in class and just now got around to putting them on the site.

ps. what ever made people think that rat tails looked good.

ill tell you what i like about the chinese. i gotta give it to them for sticking with chopsticks.

i liken my comp lab homework to stumbling through the woods for 2 hours before finding the trail. and when you look both ways you come to the awful realization that you are about 7 feet from your starting point, with the destination not even close to in sight.

is anyone not from massachussetts that worked there and could help me with the tax form. i looked at it and the size of this document must be over 100 pages. it is absolutely absurd. why does stupid massachussetts have all of these crazy taxes. i thought sales tax was bad, now when i make money they take that too.

wow, i havent written in this for a week. goddamn classes basically give me no free time to write. all day long i think of things that would be great to write about but by the time i get here in front of my computer all i want to do is check away messages and go to sleep.

i can safely say that i am not doing well in any of my classes

professor warren was right. the class average for the organic chemistry test was a 43. non-impressive.

my calc 4 professor today is probably the best guy ever. today he explained some really complex theorem and finished up his lecture by saying "I can build you an example that disproves this theorem, but this example is stupid, so we will forget it". he also tends to just say the last sentence in the lecture and pack up his stuff and leave without another word. most of us will still be copying notes off the board but when he is all done, he is outta there.

today in organic chemistry, my professor likened our performance on the exam to the superbowl: "if this test was the superbowl, you would all be wearing silver and black".

the instructions on the top of my organic chemistry test were simple: Grab Your Ankles. after doing so, 65 minutes of agony followed.