here is an email i just sent to my mom:
i havent gotten my internship yet cause my advisor sucks. im pissed, and i dont have any money. zero dollars and zero cents. i was planning on having the money for my truck last monday and ive been borrowing since. it sucks a whole bunch. i dont know. i dont understand why you cant send me my money until friday. that means i dont get it until monday a wonderful 2 weeks after i needed it. if you want you can take the money for the friggin stamp out of the money you send. whatever. i call my advisor everyday and he doesnt seem to know what he is doing, but i really need a co-op because i have to pay for like 7000$ for my tuition this year and that will be hard making 8 bucks an hour at starbucks or something like that. so i am saying to hell with co-op for now and just getting a crappy job until my advisor gets his head out of his ass.
your pissed off son,
matt

a conversation had with my drunk brother:
Daemione: bitch.
WHITETRASHKATEER: i am unable to make my sound work
Daemione: i am unable to comprehend why the red sox have not been mathematically elimianted.
Daemione: so give me acookie.
WHITETRASHKATEER: haha
Daemione: what's with you rsound card drivers?
WHITETRASHKATEER: it likes men
WHITETRASHKATEER: it isnt on that cd with all the other stuff
Daemione: ah. well, take Vermont foward.
Daemione: not back.
WHITETRASHKATEER: good point

this day has started off very crappy

no progress on getting things squared away with my computer and i discovered something extra annoying. now any time i turn on direct connect all kinds of files and folders appear on my desktop. it is terrible. we moved in the entertainment unit and after moving furniture around for like two hours we finally decided on a place. it looks pretty good but im having trouble feeling happy about it cause im so pissed about my computer. if you buy a computer, dont buy one from dell. they suck butt.

ok, so i decided to format my computers hard disk. it now has nothing on it, which was a desired result however, i can only have 16 colors and on the biggest setting, so icons are humongous and all websites and things look like hell because of the colors. this sucks. i wish i knew how to fix it.

what a great night. some bad things are that i was woken up by a crazy phone call about a survey. plus i have an amazing hangover. sorry to all of those fools who that that i was here when i didnt have my away message up. when there are people over they take down my away message and dont put it back up. my phone number is 617-377-1354. it is real good.

since school has begun i have started making blog entries but none were getting published. it looked to me that they were but i discovered that my template had been erased. while this probably means nothing to most of you, i have fixed the problem so all of the entries from the last week are now back so everything should be in fine working order.

classes start tomorrow and since i dont have any of them that makes me glad. it doesnt make me glad however that i am ridiculously bored even right now. despite what my away message may have said between the hours of 1230 and 230, the truth is that i was playing fly the copter, and i would put a link to the game if i could remember how to do that.

a big fuck you to the girls in 602 for setting off the fire alarm which was annoying and stupid. well done to the chris' for cooking a tasty meal. i thoroughly enjoyed it. i was awoken last night after 3 drunk girls came into my room. they were very excited about something but i was excited about sleeping so i made no attempt to get them to sleep with me which is likely how you all expected this story to end. and that is why i hate you.

after a few beers i took giorgio's football helmet and went for a walk around the city with kinlin and jay. surprisingly not too many people commented on the idiot with a football helmet on. i think they believed i was a retard. i was forced to provoke more attention by seizing a Diane Wilkerson for State Senate sign from the street and encouraging people to vote for her. still not much response. people suck. swish, kerplunk, bowl strike yeah.

today the central jerks went home and got a couch and some stuff. the room was left in a state of amazing disarray and it looked bad. but now it is back to its regular state of non awfulness. last night there was some good beirut going on in my bedroom.

im very disappointed in some of our celebrites:
"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
- Dennis Rodman, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated

wow there should be a rule that i am not allowed to use my computer while drunk. not only did i leave that absurd message but all of my settings were messed up. for example my color scheme was pink and bright red and my font was some obnoxious wingdings thing. if you havent had any experience with this font it is all strange symbols and hieroglyphics. today i must register for co-op and then get a job for it. meal plans, a phone, and cable are also on the agenda. i will likely spend most of my time checking other peoples away messages and get none of those things accomplished.

so now im drunk, i just sent an IM to just about if not every female that i know who was online an obnoxious message. if i offeneded you sorry if not come on by to 908 willis hall and the b side boys will give you a good time. i think the a side kids have sex wti h each other because the y are stupidly homosextual but i am not mattio is not intimadated by their open homosexuality. good for those gay asses. actually, fuck them. im drunk. good night

just got back to school. room is set up, and beer is on its way to being cold. cant wait.