major happenings over the weekend:
earthquake - scared the shit out of me, thought the building was going to fall down

420 celebration - i didnt smoke any pot, i went to a concert and that was pretty good

adventure - not much to speak of, i only drank 5 beers combined between friday and saturday night

police - i tried my hardest to get into some sort of altercation with the police when i was sober so that i could give them the big middle finger for them wasting their time on a sober kid. i never found the police, except when i was with my drunk friend who is on probation, and cannot be talking to the police.

friends - i saw laura jorgensen, our validictorian, for the first time since high school ended

thats about it. i thought of some cool things to write about over the weekend but i have since forgotten them. it was snowing in WRJ, VT this morning when i boarded my bus.

its official, i will be living with the 3 people i care least about: joe dooling, chris kinlin, and chris hamel. 908 Willis will be our room starting in september and until next september. gladly it is about 1238597243 times the size of the one in which i currently reside.

its days like this that remind me why i will never live in florida. the only good thing about the wicked hotness is the skimpy outfits that girls wear.

HOLY HOTTEST NIGHT EVER. sleeping when it is too hot out is not fun. we did get a pleasant chance to walk around last evening because it was still like 70 at 2 in the morning. i was on the schedule to work from 9-10 this morning. i did not go. im supposed to be doing my math homework right now. i am not. i think that it is even hotter outside than in my room which makes me think im going to catch on fire. i do not think i would enjoy that.

SkivvyStain18: eat a bowl of cock
SkivvyStain18: greaseteeth
Whitetrashkateer: I hate you

other interesting happenings last evening. there was a party on the roof of the shanty's next to our building. due to the fact that i live on the 5th floor and the roofs are lower we were able to bombard the unsuspecting partiers with bottles filled with water. imagine their surprise when bottles came crashing down on their heads. quite painful no doubt, but it was fun for us. i heard them scream something about the cops, and then i went back to my room. those poor bastards. while eating dinner tonight i saw "shakira", and we were all happy to notice she had one of those waist chains on. man i love those things. she is really really ridiculously good looking.

last night had great potential, and yet failed to meet those expectations. even though things didnt go down as planned, the night wasnt a total waste. oh well. redsox lost today. that sucks.

a side note, i actually exposed my penis on 2 occasions to the girls in my room last evening. they asked for it, and i was asked by one individual for a third showing.

wow, so last night i bought an unprecedented amount of beer. i only spent 105 dollars in the store but we bought 5 30 packs, and 4 40's. that was crazy. ill likely drink tonight as well. i feel like i should be doing something more productive with my time. i think ill buy a wiffle ball and bat. yankees lose 2 in a row to the bosox. rivera is a douche.

i saw the girl that i love a few times tonight. wow that girl is wonderful. im not even sure what her name is. something like kaitlin or katie. i love her.

remember that time that boston lost 2 straight to fucking kansas city. oh yeah, that was this week.

i hate my calculus teacher. what a jerk. i walk in the class today at the ripe hour of 8 am and he immediately gives me my homework back and tells me to transcribe it to the board. writing on the chalk board is awful. so after spending 10 minutes writing my fucking homework on the board he makes me explain what i did. what an asshole. plus weve decided he looks like santa.

i hate my english teacher with increasing severity every class. there is a large possibility that one day i will tell him to shut the fuck up and walk out of his stupid fucking class. what a waste of my time.

i had a fantastic day today. my classes didnt blow as much as usual and the weather was nice, though a little cold now that the sun has gone down. i plan to drink tonight because it is whimzeys birthday and i have to despite the fact that i said last week i couldnt drink on thursdays because of my 8 oclock calculus class. a bit ironic that my teacher told us if there was one class that we couldnt skip it would be friday april 12th at 8 am. that kinda sucks. i am strangely motivated to do my homework before 11 oclock at night.

i saw dj crosseye today. he still sucks