i saw dj crosseye today. he still sucks

sorry i havent written anything recently. im a little bored. not much exciting. the quote of the day comes from some kid in my chemistry lab. "i cant believe that this is what im going to be doing for the rest of my life. this sucks. just kidding. sort of." well said. drinking beers, instead of doing my homework.

that learning to become a sophomore thing was a load of crap. there was an overhyped mandatory meeting about how to become a sophomore. the basically gave us a couple of handouts and told us we had to meet with all 4 of our advisors to discuss classes and coop and stuff. i found out i have a Coop Advisor, a Faculty Advisor, an Academic Advisor, as well as my Financial Aid Advisor. i only know one of them. a whole lot of good theyre doing me. stupid advisors.

im in class right now. i am not paying attention to class. i hate class, but today i learned how to become a sophomore.

i would like to mention something because i never got around to doing it the other night. i think it was friday, maybe thursday, it fucking snowed. what the hell. we are not supposed to get snow in april. it is absolutely ridiculous. anyway, this daylight saving thing is really messing me up. what the hell do i need more daylight for. the thing i do most often in daylight is go to class. no, i do not need more daylight. i need more night. so i can sleep and drink alcohol. i dont know if my computer already changed the clock or not. i cant know for sure but if i change it now, i might lose 2 hours. screw it.

the winner of who is online the longest in AOLIM goes to ... Tim for 4 days 4 hours 42 minutes, with Colleen in second with 3 days 20 hours 57 minutes, then me with 2 days 20 hours and 10 minutes, and Hamel in last with 25 minutes. excluding smarterchild and lindsaybuddy cause they are robots, although they only would place 3rd with 3 days 19 hours and 42 minutes a piece.

looking back on the messege i wrote this morning i am a bit ashamed of myself. i debated deleting it hoping that no one read it. many apologies to anyone who did or does try and comprehend what the hell i was talking about. unfortunately i did not puke or have someone carry me to my bed but i think it was a refrigginwonderful night anyway. thanks to rae for offering me a bed but the walk home was fun. i got to be a moron in front of many people.

ok, so i am very very drunk. sorry about this ungood writing. thanks to NADER in special, the night was good. with no disgusting homosexuality involved. nader is the man. with that being siad white hall forever. im a drunk retard. please dont be angry at my adrienne you still owe me you know what. drunken ridiculousness. writing when im really really ridiculously drunk is bad idea. orange county. steph's and tara are cool. im bad at plastic kiddy golf. wow i should sotp typing. goodnight.

plans for tonight are to intoxicate myself with alcohol until i either puke or am physically unable to walk and am forced to beg for a place to sleep or someone to carry my drunk ass to my bed. ill try and give updates as the night progresses.

i posted a picture entitled "My Fucked Up Roomate" earlier this week and i found out that someone told him about it. to whoever did that: i hate you, and you are a jerk. i saw the "fucked up roomate" in the hallway today and we all had a good laugh about it. his name is john, and is an engineering major.

FOREVER27JD: l hate new jersey, l think we should dig a huge river around it and push it off the coast so it floats away
good call joe

i hate when people answer questions with a yes, that arent yes or no questions: Q. Do you like the food in East or West better? A. Yes. that shit really pisses me off

in a search that grows more desperate every day to find something interesting to occupy our time we discovered a new sport. Ice Ball consists of sliding ice the length of the hall trying to knock over a half full fresca can. unfortunately we ran out of icecubes before we could finish the match.

today ILS was stupid. i woke up at 9 oclcock only to tell myself that i could go an hour late. so i went an hour late and decided i didnt know anything, so i left before the quiz, making the reason for me going there totally evaporate. i should have just slept. im stupid.

so far im 0 for 2 in my day of hell where i have classes from 1030 until 615. one cancelled and one skipped.